Jeffrey Paul
@jefepablo.bsky.social
They call me "Iceman" because that's the way I fly. Ice cold, no mistaks
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starship team just blew up SpaceX's primary cryogenic test facility. whoops bsky.app/profile/bnon...
June 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
starship team just blew up SpaceX's primary cryogenic test facility. whoops bsky.app/profile/bnon...
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This has brought me mad tears of laughter this morning 🤣😂😭
June 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This has brought me mad tears of laughter this morning 🤣😂😭
Contractors walking through the Home Depot parking lot with carts take liberties that do not exist in other parking lots. Each and every one of them are HD royalty and the rest of us are simply peasants. They demand primae noctis on your parking spot as well. This is the code in which we must obey
April 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Contractors walking through the Home Depot parking lot with carts take liberties that do not exist in other parking lots. Each and every one of them are HD royalty and the rest of us are simply peasants. They demand primae noctis on your parking spot as well. This is the code in which we must obey
My guy crossed over the Rainbow Bridge this morning at the emergency vet. Although we are absolutely devastated, we’re happy his heart isn’t causing him any more pain.
Until Valhalla, best bud
Chairman Meow 🐾
October 2009 - December 2024
Until Valhalla, best bud
Chairman Meow 🐾
October 2009 - December 2024
December 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
My guy crossed over the Rainbow Bridge this morning at the emergency vet. Although we are absolutely devastated, we’re happy his heart isn’t causing him any more pain.
Until Valhalla, best bud
Chairman Meow 🐾
October 2009 - December 2024
Until Valhalla, best bud
Chairman Meow 🐾
October 2009 - December 2024
Scored a pack of footlongs
December 4, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Scored a pack of footlongs
I’d venture that at least one pilgrim accidentally loosened the buckle on his hat after dinner
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I’d venture that at least one pilgrim accidentally loosened the buckle on his hat after dinner
The Netflix buffering has this fight looking more pixelated than Mike Tyson’s Punchout
November 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
The Netflix buffering has this fight looking more pixelated than Mike Tyson’s Punchout
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
The Onion purchasing InfoWars is probably the funniest thing they’ve ever done
November 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The Onion purchasing InfoWars is probably the funniest thing they’ve ever done
Sometimes I feel like I just want to give it all up and become a billionaire philanthropist
November 11, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Sometimes I feel like I just want to give it all up and become a billionaire philanthropist
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ATTENTION: if you’re new to Bluesky or you’ve been around here for a while and wondered “what are the morbid spots around Los Angeles,” here is a thread for you with almost 160 places documented for your viewing (dis)pleasure, each entry with alt text I HAVE SPOKEN
A LOS ANGELES MORBID LOCATION THREAD:
1. first we have the Highland Gardens Hotel, which used to be the Landmark Motor Hotel; this was where Janis Joplin died of a heroin overdose in Room 105 while she recorded her final album Pearl in 1970
1. first we have the Highland Gardens Hotel, which used to be the Landmark Motor Hotel; this was where Janis Joplin died of a heroin overdose in Room 105 while she recorded her final album Pearl in 1970
October 21, 2024 at 5:12 AM
ATTENTION: if you’re new to Bluesky or you’ve been around here for a while and wondered “what are the morbid spots around Los Angeles,” here is a thread for you with almost 160 places documented for your viewing (dis)pleasure, each entry with alt text I HAVE SPOKEN
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Since breakdancing is all over the TL, here's a throwback of Mr. Rogers with some pop and lock
Mr Rogers breakdancing
Mr. Rogers with his neighbor Jermaine. Music is J. Cole's 1985 [DJ Premier 1966 Remix] - an instant classic
youtu.be
August 9, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Since breakdancing is all over the TL, here's a throwback of Mr. Rogers with some pop and lock
JEFF: Sorry, I’ve been a jerk
GEOFF: Yeah, a big time geork
GEOFF: Yeah, a big time geork
June 1, 2024 at 3:10 PM
JEFF: Sorry, I’ve been a jerk
GEOFF: Yeah, a big time geork
GEOFF: Yeah, a big time geork
One more marathon meeting with the boss about a dumb website and your boy is DONE for 2023 \m/
Breathe, Jefe, breathe… ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ⁱˢⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏??
Breathe, Jefe, breathe… ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ⁱˢⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏??
December 21, 2023 at 7:39 PM
One more marathon meeting with the boss about a dumb website and your boy is DONE for 2023 \m/
Breathe, Jefe, breathe… ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ⁱˢⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏??
Breathe, Jefe, breathe… ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ⁱˢⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏??
It’s awesome how whenever my mom texts me, she ends it with
”-Mom”
”-Mom”
November 4, 2023 at 10:03 PM
It’s awesome how whenever my mom texts me, she ends it with
”-Mom”
”-Mom”
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS FRONT OFFICE: We need to brainstorm some new mascot ideas
INTERN WHO HAS A PENCHANT WITH SKETCHING PENISES IN HIS NOTEBOOK INSTEAD OF TAKING NOTES: I think I came up with something here.
FRONT OFFICE: We’d like to bring you on full time
INTERN WHO HAS A PENCHANT WITH SKETCHING PENISES IN HIS NOTEBOOK INSTEAD OF TAKING NOTES: I think I came up with something here.
FRONT OFFICE: We’d like to bring you on full time
September 19, 2023 at 9:25 PM
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS FRONT OFFICE: We need to brainstorm some new mascot ideas
INTERN WHO HAS A PENCHANT WITH SKETCHING PENISES IN HIS NOTEBOOK INSTEAD OF TAKING NOTES: I think I came up with something here.
FRONT OFFICE: We’d like to bring you on full time
INTERN WHO HAS A PENCHANT WITH SKETCHING PENISES IN HIS NOTEBOOK INSTEAD OF TAKING NOTES: I think I came up with something here.
FRONT OFFICE: We’d like to bring you on full time