Kirk to Matt Rhule on Black Friday.
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Kirk to Matt Rhule on Black Friday.
Pals, Rage Against the Machine is so good.
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Pals, Rage Against the Machine is so good.
This is the same MFer who handed me a “wock” when I was driving and when I took it into my hand he said “I made a wock with a booger!” But sure my car is dirty. OK
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is the same MFer who handed me a “wock” when I was driving and when I took it into my hand he said “I made a wock with a booger!” But sure my car is dirty. OK
Because I am trying out being a new person I have allowed my car to get a little dirty without freaking out about it. Today my kid steadfastly refused to get in because it wasn’t “cwean” and it looked like it came from “a construction site”.
This is why people don’t change.
This is why people don’t change.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Because I am trying out being a new person I have allowed my car to get a little dirty without freaking out about it. Today my kid steadfastly refused to get in because it wasn’t “cwean” and it looked like it came from “a construction site”.
This is why people don’t change.
This is why people don’t change.
Train Mommy & Daddy get it
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Train Mommy & Daddy get it
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My kid calls my 4K blu ray collection my “little books” which is actually quite condescending?
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My kid calls my 4K blu ray collection my “little books” which is actually quite condescending?
Pete’s gonna take over offensive play calling duties next week.
29 dropbacks and 3 designed runs in the first half for the Raiders is hilarious
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Pete’s gonna take over offensive play calling duties next week.
I’ve seen enough. Make the tush push illegal. And further make it illegal to push teammates from behind.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’ve seen enough. Make the tush push illegal. And further make it illegal to push teammates from behind.
🚨🚨Jared Goff playing outdoors alert🚨🚨
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
🚨🚨Jared Goff playing outdoors alert🚨🚨
Reminder the Chiefs/Broncos are only tied right now because Harrison Butker sucks.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reminder the Chiefs/Broncos are only tied right now because Harrison Butker sucks.
That was a defensive performance for the ages from Seattle. Epic.
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
That was a defensive performance for the ages from Seattle. Epic.
It may not seem like it but Riley Moss is a really good corner.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It may not seem like it but Riley Moss is a really good corner.
Seattle absolutely has to stop calling passing plays. Or bench Darnold. This can’t continue.
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Seattle absolutely has to stop calling passing plays. Or bench Darnold. This can’t continue.
Tbh I like the Vikings QB sitch better. You never know what you’re getting with Sam. At least we know JJ sucks.
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tbh I like the Vikings QB sitch better. You never know what you’re getting with Sam. At least we know JJ sucks.
And now a 4th INT. He can spin the ball like few others but he’s a head case.
Rams are cookin up Sam Darnold. At least he’s no longer seeing ghosts out there.
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
And now a 4th INT. He can spin the ball like few others but he’s a head case.
Rams are cookin up Sam Darnold. At least he’s no longer seeing ghosts out there.
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Rams are cookin up Sam Darnold. At least he’s no longer seeing ghosts out there.
Today is a referendum on the Kevin O’Connell genius narrative. If he can’t scheme up 30 points against this Bears D which has no pass rush then things are bad!
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Today is a referendum on the Kevin O’Connell genius narrative. If he can’t scheme up 30 points against this Bears D which has no pass rush then things are bad!
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They took out whatever the thing was that gave it an ever worsening aftertaste, comparable to having a pine tree air freshener from a car increasingly stuck to your ever-drying tongue
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
They took out whatever the thing was that gave it an ever worsening aftertaste, comparable to having a pine tree air freshener from a car increasingly stuck to your ever-drying tongue
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Pencil shavings dissolved in gasoline filtered through garbage.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Pencil shavings dissolved in gasoline filtered through garbage.
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Tastes like a wrench
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Tastes like a wrench
I just said “a skosh” for no reason at all.
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I just said “a skosh” for no reason at all.
I just looked at my neck and I’ve somehow got a misspelled bears tattoo now and it’s spelled wrong.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I just looked at my neck and I’ve somehow got a misspelled bears tattoo now and it’s spelled wrong.
Iowa teams over the last 5 years have folded here. This team won’t.
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Iowa teams over the last 5 years have folded here. This team won’t.
Legit worst thing I’ve ever consumed. Chicago folks built different.
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Legit worst thing I’ve ever consumed. Chicago folks built different.