Do NOT let the ai fascists hear Sly and the Family Stone’s “Hot Fun in the Summertime”

If I’m Cuba, I’m offering to pay Trump personally to “buy back” Guantanamo Bay while I still can

Armchair sociological theory I have: the public was highly susceptible to the “gluten is bad for you” line from health cranks because the word “gluten” is similar to the word “glutton,” so it sounds like its bad.

Tom Clancy’s The Jakarta Method

Metaverse Flâneur

Trump on the ring of Gyges: “Well, I’m allowed to wear it, but I — nobody’s approached me with it. Nobody’s asked me about it. It’s in the news about that, that aspect of it, but right now, it would be inappropriate to talk about it.”

Cage-stage Marxist

Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- Ship of the Line. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Ship o’th’line. It says a ship of the line of battle."

Have any of you open minded freaks considered how good it feels to be told you’re right and never need to change

ICC prosecute AG Sulzberger challenge

Little joke I invented for all you English Civil War heads out there: huffing that William Laudanum. Feel free to pepper that in when you talk about the church drama going on you’re welcome

One day my replies will get me somewhere. Phil Spector and Quincey Jones will knock on my door and say “kid, we’re signing you to our label. We want you to read your replies into a microphone. It will go gold.” Yes

He looks like planet earth’s biggest Pervert

Guy who just spent two hours on Wikipedia voice: “getting real War of the Mantuan Succession vibes from this Wisconsin Supreme Court election”

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