Jeannie de Cœur du Lampe
@jeannie-du-lampe.bsky.social
Totally not a 900-something year old genie trying to pass themselves off as a human!! That would be absurd! 🧞♀️✨
On the list of choices people make outside of my control that I'll have to explain to my kids, I'd rather it be furriest than the war in *insert country here*
June 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
On the list of choices people make outside of my control that I'll have to explain to my kids, I'd rather it be furriest than the war in *insert country here*
A friend of mine sent me this post and it prompted some thoughts in the ol' noggin, will be sharing them here:
#philosophy #life #media
#philosophy #life #media
February 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A friend of mine sent me this post and it prompted some thoughts in the ol' noggin, will be sharing them here:
#philosophy #life #media
#philosophy #life #media
Ok, last one for the night before I reach #100 on here:
I completed a 1000 piece puzzle in one sitting (15 hours), forgot to drink water for most of that time, didn't eat, and so I'm wondering:
Is it the ADHD, the autism, both, something else entirely, or are all of these labels truly pointless
I completed a 1000 piece puzzle in one sitting (15 hours), forgot to drink water for most of that time, didn't eat, and so I'm wondering:
Is it the ADHD, the autism, both, something else entirely, or are all of these labels truly pointless
January 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Ok, last one for the night before I reach #100 on here:
I completed a 1000 piece puzzle in one sitting (15 hours), forgot to drink water for most of that time, didn't eat, and so I'm wondering:
Is it the ADHD, the autism, both, something else entirely, or are all of these labels truly pointless
I completed a 1000 piece puzzle in one sitting (15 hours), forgot to drink water for most of that time, didn't eat, and so I'm wondering:
Is it the ADHD, the autism, both, something else entirely, or are all of these labels truly pointless
If it's not too late to make a new year's resolution, gonna just mark down no longer being up in the middle of the night giddily kicking my feet to Micheal Jackson edits
I will continue kicking my feet to all of the other ones tho
I will continue kicking my feet to all of the other ones tho
January 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If it's not too late to make a new year's resolution, gonna just mark down no longer being up in the middle of the night giddily kicking my feet to Micheal Jackson edits
I will continue kicking my feet to all of the other ones tho
I will continue kicking my feet to all of the other ones tho
I want it on record that if I could have any super power, it would be "magical girl transformation", I would take any additional things that would come with, but I specifically need to be able to, in the middle of the day, just activate a whole cutscene with a soundtrack and do some sparkly twirls
January 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I want it on record that if I could have any super power, it would be "magical girl transformation", I would take any additional things that would come with, but I specifically need to be able to, in the middle of the day, just activate a whole cutscene with a soundtrack and do some sparkly twirls
It's important to me that everyone in my life knows that I spend a lot of time talking out loud to myself, you know, voicing the ol' internal monologue...
Problem is, there is still a part of me that is deeply afraid of being put in a rubber room
This has been "Confessions! With Jeannie!"
Problem is, there is still a part of me that is deeply afraid of being put in a rubber room
This has been "Confessions! With Jeannie!"
January 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It's important to me that everyone in my life knows that I spend a lot of time talking out loud to myself, you know, voicing the ol' internal monologue...
Problem is, there is still a part of me that is deeply afraid of being put in a rubber room
This has been "Confessions! With Jeannie!"
Problem is, there is still a part of me that is deeply afraid of being put in a rubber room
This has been "Confessions! With Jeannie!"
I am seriously going to need someone to stop me from naming my child "him"
Please, I mean it, I must be stopped.
Please, I mean it, I must be stopped.
January 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I am seriously going to need someone to stop me from naming my child "him"
Please, I mean it, I must be stopped.
Please, I mean it, I must be stopped.
#til that practicing facial expressions is actually a thing that other people do, and sure it is an autistic people thing, but apparently also a thing that people sometimes do together????
I don't think I've been this jealous of someone else's friendships maybe in my entire life...
I don't think I've been this jealous of someone else's friendships maybe in my entire life...
December 22, 2024 at 2:29 AM
#til that practicing facial expressions is actually a thing that other people do, and sure it is an autistic people thing, but apparently also a thing that people sometimes do together????
I don't think I've been this jealous of someone else's friendships maybe in my entire life...
I don't think I've been this jealous of someone else's friendships maybe in my entire life...
I'm probably bothered too much by the fact that I can't be a high priestess for a diety in a major pantheon...
Yes this is related to that last one, no I haven't stopped thinking about it, yes I'm always thinking about it
Yes this is related to that last one, no I haven't stopped thinking about it, yes I'm always thinking about it
December 16, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I'm probably bothered too much by the fact that I can't be a high priestess for a diety in a major pantheon...
Yes this is related to that last one, no I haven't stopped thinking about it, yes I'm always thinking about it
Yes this is related to that last one, no I haven't stopped thinking about it, yes I'm always thinking about it
So, full disclosure, I am way more than beyond irritated that we no longer live in a world dominated by polytheism... I genuinely hate ts
December 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
So, full disclosure, I am way more than beyond irritated that we no longer live in a world dominated by polytheism... I genuinely hate ts
So yeah, of all the guys to catch feelings for, I really picked the one who's only reason for not becoming a priest are his feelings for someone else...
Que sera, sera, as he likes to say...
Que sera, sera, as he likes to say...
December 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
So yeah, of all the guys to catch feelings for, I really picked the one who's only reason for not becoming a priest are his feelings for someone else...
Que sera, sera, as he likes to say...
Que sera, sera, as he likes to say...
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Listening to punk in the gym because I was told I need to use a resistance band for this exercise
December 12, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Listening to punk in the gym because I was told I need to use a resistance band for this exercise
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If murder is all it takes to get your accounts removed then why the fuck are any presidents on socials
Luigi Mangione’s X/Twitter account has now been taken down.
A YouTube account that *may* have been his has also been taken down.
Earlier today, META took down his Instagram account.
A YouTube account that *may* have been his has also been taken down.
Earlier today, META took down his Instagram account.
December 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
If murder is all it takes to get your accounts removed then why the fuck are any presidents on socials
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
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This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
All of my problems aren't real problems and everything would fix itself if I just wanted it more
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 AM
All of my problems aren't real problems and everything would fix itself if I just wanted it more
Alright, so... we can agree that they can do more than 50k right?
December 8, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Alright, so... we can agree that they can do more than 50k right?
So... I recently got my "deconstructed institutionalized religion" fireside patch, and The Alchemist issss my favorite book... Basically should I adopt #alchemy as my new form of spirituality???
December 6, 2024 at 7:54 PM
So... I recently got my "deconstructed institutionalized religion" fireside patch, and The Alchemist issss my favorite book... Basically should I adopt #alchemy as my new form of spirituality???
I had a dream last night that this account randomly blew up... Which I seemed to really care about in the dream...
December 6, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I had a dream last night that this account randomly blew up... Which I seemed to really care about in the dream...
If hundreds of millions of people have actual credible motive to want you dead, I think I can safely say that you aren't doing life correctly...
December 6, 2024 at 1:33 AM
If hundreds of millions of people have actual credible motive to want you dead, I think I can safely say that you aren't doing life correctly...
Status update:
"Deconstructed Christian wonder why she still goes to church"
"Deconstructed Christian wonder why she still goes to church"
December 5, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Status update:
"Deconstructed Christian wonder why she still goes to church"
"Deconstructed Christian wonder why she still goes to church"
So today I learned that if a cat sits on a chest in Minecraft, it becomes unopenable by a player, and also cannot be read by a comparator. Mojang, thank you for coding cats breaking shit into the game 💚💚
December 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
So today I learned that if a cat sits on a chest in Minecraft, it becomes unopenable by a player, and also cannot be read by a comparator. Mojang, thank you for coding cats breaking shit into the game 💚💚
Ok last one for today, for real this time, I fucking hate men. That is all.
December 3, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Ok last one for today, for real this time, I fucking hate men. That is all.
Maybe if I wear looser fitting clothes random men won't tell me that they "knew they had to feel me the moment they saw me"...
The same result could be achieved by never leaving home, but I'm already agoraphobic and would probably just wither if I started doing that consciously as well...
The same result could be achieved by never leaving home, but I'm already agoraphobic and would probably just wither if I started doing that consciously as well...
December 3, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Maybe if I wear looser fitting clothes random men won't tell me that they "knew they had to feel me the moment they saw me"...
The same result could be achieved by never leaving home, but I'm already agoraphobic and would probably just wither if I started doing that consciously as well...
The same result could be achieved by never leaving home, but I'm already agoraphobic and would probably just wither if I started doing that consciously as well...