That One Gay Sleestak
@jealouspervert.bsky.social
🔞 He/him/his. Married, middle-aged gym gay. D&D is my jam, cigar and pipe dads are my weakness. Here for smut but boring in real life. RVA
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My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself
Dreamed of this since I was 9
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Dreamed of this since I was 9
25th anniversary celebrating the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
25th anniversary celebrating the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
New York Citayy
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
New York Citayy
You never hear about Woody Woodpecker anymore
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You never hear about Woody Woodpecker anymore
Heard someone described as a "Halloween expert" on NPR and felt a pang of jealousy
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Heard someone described as a "Halloween expert" on NPR and felt a pang of jealousy
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as the picture of a ghost that was left on Moira Rose's desk but was actually an ultrasound of Roland and Jocelyn's baby
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as the picture of a ghost that was left on Moira Rose's desk but was actually an ultrasound of Roland and Jocelyn's baby
We can all agree that the Onion video about Halloween costumes for effeminate boys is perennial, but I like this one too
Chloe "Hallowe'en"
YouTube video by The Orphans
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We can all agree that the Onion video about Halloween costumes for effeminate boys is perennial, but I like this one too
I'm sure some would say it's silly how many resources went into finding one lost cat when there is so much urgent human suffering and disaster all around us. That suffering is undeniable and important. But when your spirit is drowning in evil news, happy stories feel vital.
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm sure some would say it's silly how many resources went into finding one lost cat when there is so much urgent human suffering and disaster all around us. That suffering is undeniable and important. But when your spirit is drowning in evil news, happy stories feel vital.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
The weirdly intense face of a cat making biscuits
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The weirdly intense face of a cat making biscuits
May have had a bit of a spiritual experience here
September 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
May have had a bit of a spiritual experience here
(Buffalo Bill voice) Was she a great big cat person?
September 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(Buffalo Bill voice) Was she a great big cat person?
The simple bear necessities (with @meathead9.bsky.social)
August 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The simple bear necessities (with @meathead9.bsky.social)
Every cat gets a random goblin trait at character creation.
-licks plastic bags
-eats hair on the floor
-fiddles with knobs (e.g. stovetop)
-etc.
-licks plastic bags
-eats hair on the floor
-fiddles with knobs (e.g. stovetop)
-etc.
August 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Every cat gets a random goblin trait at character creation.
-licks plastic bags
-eats hair on the floor
-fiddles with knobs (e.g. stovetop)
-etc.
-licks plastic bags
-eats hair on the floor
-fiddles with knobs (e.g. stovetop)
-etc.
Had a dream last night where this was the hot new restaurant
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Had a dream last night where this was the hot new restaurant
Dumb song, take 9
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Dumb song, take 9
Fucked up. If they can do this to Selena Gomez, they could do it to anyone 😰
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Fucked up. If they can do this to Selena Gomez, they could do it to anyone 😰
I dunno if I was just really hungry, but I encountered the most delicious cheese tonight
August 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I dunno if I was just really hungry, but I encountered the most delicious cheese tonight
Thinking back to that time Hitchbot got ganked. Good on Philly for being ahead of the curve, actually
August 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thinking back to that time Hitchbot got ganked. Good on Philly for being ahead of the curve, actually
I grew up on these streets
August 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I grew up on these streets
FossilCorp thanks you for keeping your home a sensible 95 degrees
July 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
FossilCorp thanks you for keeping your home a sensible 95 degrees