That One Gay Sleestak
@jealouspervert.bsky.social
🔞 He/him/his. Married, middle-aged gym gay. D&D is my jam, cigar and pipe dads are my weakness. Here for smut but boring in real life. RVA
ig: cursedzunidoll
ig: cursedzunidoll
My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself
Dreamed of this since I was 9
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Dreamed of this since I was 9
25th anniversary celebrating the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
25th anniversary celebrating the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
New York Citayy
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
New York Citayy
I'm sure some would say it's silly how many resources went into finding one lost cat when there is so much urgent human suffering and disaster all around us. That suffering is undeniable and important. But when your spirit is drowning in evil news, happy stories feel vital.
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm sure some would say it's silly how many resources went into finding one lost cat when there is so much urgent human suffering and disaster all around us. That suffering is undeniable and important. But when your spirit is drowning in evil news, happy stories feel vital.
May have had a bit of a spiritual experience here
September 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
May have had a bit of a spiritual experience here
The simple bear necessities (with @meathead9.bsky.social)
August 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The simple bear necessities (with @meathead9.bsky.social)
Had a dream last night where this was the hot new restaurant
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Had a dream last night where this was the hot new restaurant
Fucked up. If they can do this to Selena Gomez, they could do it to anyone 😰
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Fucked up. If they can do this to Selena Gomez, they could do it to anyone 😰
Thinking back to that time Hitchbot got ganked. Good on Philly for being ahead of the curve, actually
August 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thinking back to that time Hitchbot got ganked. Good on Philly for being ahead of the curve, actually
I grew up on these streets
August 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I grew up on these streets
I, a serious person, make this carrot cake for my husband every year for his birthday
July 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I, a serious person, make this carrot cake for my husband every year for his birthday
Uh oh, the neighborhood I live in is becoming really cool
June 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Uh oh, the neighborhood I live in is becoming really cool
She's a virgin who can't drive
June 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
She's a virgin who can't drive
It's the heat
June 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's the heat
"I don't get it, this cafe is empty."
"Yes."
"Yes."
June 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"I don't get it, this cafe is empty."
"Yes."
"Yes."
Sweaty-ass gym ghoul
June 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sweaty-ass gym ghoul
Made many years ago for me by a dear friend because she knew I needed it
June 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Made many years ago for me by a dear friend because she knew I needed it
