John of the Waking Universe
@jduganbarrett.bsky.social
Porcine labor aristocrat.
Truly, we do not deserve The Muppet Christmas Carol.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Truly, we do not deserve The Muppet Christmas Carol.
“Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike Smartypants!”
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike Smartypants!”
I just saw an ad for a weight loss drug which suggested you could lose 20% of your body weight. That is fucking insane.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I just saw an ad for a weight loss drug which suggested you could lose 20% of your body weight. That is fucking insane.
A television program called Landman is some 30 rock shit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A television program called Landman is some 30 rock shit.
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over the course of my life the number of things I've demanded be said at my funeral outnumbers the grains of sand on the beach. infinite funeral. eternity funeral
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
over the course of my life the number of things I've demanded be said at my funeral outnumbers the grains of sand on the beach. infinite funeral. eternity funeral
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In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
As Christmas approaches, I think it’s important to remember that the US empire would have murdered the infant Christ.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
As Christmas approaches, I think it’s important to remember that the US empire would have murdered the infant Christ.
People who call the Replacements “the ‘Mats” are getting the fucking wall when I take over.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
People who call the Replacements “the ‘Mats” are getting the fucking wall when I take over.
I have an important thought about Mrs. Doubtfire I’d like to get on the record. Pierce Brosnan was a skinny little bitch.
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have an important thought about Mrs. Doubtfire I’d like to get on the record. Pierce Brosnan was a skinny little bitch.
Like a dry desert
Bullet
YouTube video by The Misfits - Topic
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Like a dry desert
Zohran about to be feeling like a white Bill Clinton
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Zohran about to be feeling like a white Bill Clinton
It’s like a guy can’t even ask his pedophile buddy for dating advice anymore!
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s like a guy can’t even ask his pedophile buddy for dating advice anymore!
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LMAO y'all thought i meant my mans dick? 😂 fohhhh. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
LMAO y'all thought i meant my mans dick? 😂 fohhhh. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
What if they meant Bubba the Love Sponge?
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What if they meant Bubba the Love Sponge?
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I guess I’m glad it’s coming to light and all but I do not like living in “true detective season one if everyone had a head injury” world
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I guess I’m glad it’s coming to light and all but I do not like living in “true detective season one if everyone had a head injury” world
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Larry Summers is a beautiful name. should’ve gone to a better guy
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Larry Summers is a beautiful name. should’ve gone to a better guy
"If what Billy Pilgrim learned from the Trafalmadorians is true, that we all live forever, no matter how dead we may sometimes seem to be, I am not overjoyed. Still--if I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I'm grateful that so many of those moments are nice."
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"If what Billy Pilgrim learned from the Trafalmadorians is true, that we all live forever, no matter how dead we may sometimes seem to be, I am not overjoyed. Still--if I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I'm grateful that so many of those moments are nice."
My daughter drew me.
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My daughter drew me.
Come on, Ms. Rachel! Become our Mao!
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Come on, Ms. Rachel! Become our Mao!
Damn dude, that sucks!
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Damn dude, that sucks!
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
Is the president’s brain cottage cheese?
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Is the president’s brain cottage cheese?
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mamdani should make me commissioner of something
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
mamdani should make me commissioner of something
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antifa radicals like to get all potted up on weed and go out and doxx and menace the brave men and women of ice
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
antifa radicals like to get all potted up on weed and go out and doxx and menace the brave men and women of ice
I can’t believe my bosses made me walk the war torn streets of Manhattan today
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I can’t believe my bosses made me walk the war torn streets of Manhattan today