Day 5 of walking around the house randomly screaming "MUSTAAAAARD!" and terrifying my dogs
February 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Day 5 of walking around the house randomly screaming "MUSTAAAAARD!" and terrifying my dogs
Missing the snow bunny whenever it gets cold
January 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Missing the snow bunny whenever it gets cold
I like it when the guys on the sideline point in the direction of the endzone when one of their guys has the ball. That's being a good teammate.
January 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I like it when the guys on the sideline point in the direction of the endzone when one of their guys has the ball. That's being a good teammate.
The children yearn for the friendship of corvids
December 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
The children yearn for the friendship of corvids
Turns out rooting for draft position is almost as much fun as rooting for playoff position until you reflect on your team's list of recent early draft picks and then it's less fun again
December 29, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Turns out rooting for draft position is almost as much fun as rooting for playoff position until you reflect on your team's list of recent early draft picks and then it's less fun again
Merry Christmas from the filthy animals
December 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Merry Christmas from the filthy animals
I don't like Ricky Henderson being dead
December 22, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I don't like Ricky Henderson being dead
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Like when you go to jail they force you to shower and it’s not like Luigi got a special moisturizing shampoo and conditioner with curl cream after his hair looks that good using bar soap he probably wasn’t able to rinse completely out. Free him
December 20, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Like when you go to jail they force you to shower and it’s not like Luigi got a special moisturizing shampoo and conditioner with curl cream after his hair looks that good using bar soap he probably wasn’t able to rinse completely out. Free him
Can't Stop Won't Stop
December 6, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Can't Stop Won't Stop
I'm gonna be very interested to see what the universities' narrative is when fucking cops pepper spray players on the field.
December 1, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I'm gonna be very interested to see what the universities' narrative is when fucking cops pepper spray players on the field.
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my phone has reminded me that exactly 2 years ago today I was at the "you can't do this.. on concrete" spot
November 27, 2024 at 8:14 AM
my phone has reminded me that exactly 2 years ago today I was at the "you can't do this.. on concrete" spot
Please come to Nashville Daniel Jones I can't take this Will Levis shit anymore. Please.
November 24, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Please come to Nashville Daniel Jones I can't take this Will Levis shit anymore. Please.
When God gets ready to send me back to Earth for reincarnation
November 24, 2024 at 4:35 AM
When God gets ready to send me back to Earth for reincarnation
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id love to take a dip in a barrel full of topo chico and feel the carbonation going ape on my butt and balls
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 AM
id love to take a dip in a barrel full of topo chico and feel the carbonation going ape on my butt and balls
We're never getting our Tubman $20s now
November 17, 2024 at 4:47 PM
We're never getting our Tubman $20s now
I want Tyson to knock this dude silly so bad I can't stand it
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I want Tyson to knock this dude silly so bad I can't stand it
John "Cherry Coke" Sams
November 15, 2024 at 5:35 AM
John "Cherry Coke" Sams
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Secretary of Education Marjorie Taylor Greene, one assumes.
November 13, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Secretary of Education Marjorie Taylor Greene, one assumes.
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