Jess Shand Smith
@jdshandsmith.bsky.social
🎶 I-I-I was bor-rn,
Under a wan'drin' spleen 🎵
Under a wan'drin' spleen 🎵
*talking shop
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
*talking shop
+/- Member of the European Parliament?
I know it's a taking shop but it can be a springboard to the EU committees that actually make policy?
I know it's a taking shop but it can be a springboard to the EU committees that actually make policy?
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
+/- Member of the European Parliament?
I know it's a taking shop but it can be a springboard to the EU committees that actually make policy?
I know it's a taking shop but it can be a springboard to the EU committees that actually make policy?
Just going to draw attention to my wee thumbnail bit of stats explaining how this is inevitable again
bsky.app/profile/jdsh...
bsky.app/profile/jdsh...
So we need to talk about test statistics and trans bathroom bans
These are the way we measure how effective tests are in medicine
So we need to talk about:🧵
These are the way we measure how effective tests are in medicine
So we need to talk about:🧵
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Just going to draw attention to my wee thumbnail bit of stats explaining how this is inevitable again
bsky.app/profile/jdsh...
bsky.app/profile/jdsh...
Just goes to show the extent to which they've been mis-selling their fantabulous high fidelity targeted adverts to advertisers, as well as knackering their consumer facing product
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Just goes to show the extent to which they've been mis-selling their fantabulous high fidelity targeted adverts to advertisers, as well as knackering their consumer facing product
It is clearly the capital city where Conan wore the jewelled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It is clearly the capital city where Conan wore the jewelled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow
My dear Duncan, there's ample room in my spleen to hate both of them
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My dear Duncan, there's ample room in my spleen to hate both of them
Rolls 4 d20 dice on lookup table
You could...
"Buy" a...
"Shark"...
(From a)
"Swedish"...
"Furniture Maker"
Goddammit!
You could...
"Buy" a...
"Shark"...
(From a)
"Swedish"...
"Furniture Maker"
Goddammit!
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Rolls 4 d20 dice on lookup table
You could...
"Buy" a...
"Shark"...
(From a)
"Swedish"...
"Furniture Maker"
Goddammit!
You could...
"Buy" a...
"Shark"...
(From a)
"Swedish"...
"Furniture Maker"
Goddammit!
We're importing public policy from Scandinavia!
Oh you mean high levels of social provision and high quality state housing?
No 😃
Sigh, do you mean thinly concealed institutional racism and brutalising sex workers?
Maybe 🤭
Oh you mean high levels of social provision and high quality state housing?
No 😃
Sigh, do you mean thinly concealed institutional racism and brutalising sex workers?
Maybe 🤭
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
We're importing public policy from Scandinavia!
Oh you mean high levels of social provision and high quality state housing?
No 😃
Sigh, do you mean thinly concealed institutional racism and brutalising sex workers?
Maybe 🤭
Oh you mean high levels of social provision and high quality state housing?
No 😃
Sigh, do you mean thinly concealed institutional racism and brutalising sex workers?
Maybe 🤭
Am I right in remembering there's an arctic indigenous group that traditionally did this?
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Am I right in remembering there's an arctic indigenous group that traditionally did this?
And just to be clear: they should be free at the point of service
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
And just to be clear: they should be free at the point of service
Large communal canteens serving wholesome food should be part of every community
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Large communal canteens serving wholesome food should be part of every community
Also the New Statesman
Not huge public influence but read by much of the politically active "Left"
Not huge public influence but read by much of the politically active "Left"
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Also the New Statesman
Not huge public influence but read by much of the politically active "Left"
Not huge public influence but read by much of the politically active "Left"
Share and Enjoy!
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Share and Enjoy!
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Transphobia is a gateway drug example 87542
Though to be fair in her case she may actually be the ur-example
Though to be fair in her case she may actually be the ur-example
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Transphobia is a gateway drug example 87542
Though to be fair in her case she may actually be the ur-example
Though to be fair in her case she may actually be the ur-example
1. They should reboot James Bond back in the 1960s
2. They should have a spinoff about Soviet Agent Anya Anasova (agent triple x)
3. This should be the theme song over the opening credits:
open.spotify.com/track/23NhbK...
2. They should have a spinoff about Soviet Agent Anya Anasova (agent triple x)
3. This should be the theme song over the opening credits:
open.spotify.com/track/23NhbK...
Звенит январская вьюга
open.spotify.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
1. They should reboot James Bond back in the 1960s
2. They should have a spinoff about Soviet Agent Anya Anasova (agent triple x)
3. This should be the theme song over the opening credits:
open.spotify.com/track/23NhbK...
2. They should have a spinoff about Soviet Agent Anya Anasova (agent triple x)
3. This should be the theme song over the opening credits:
open.spotify.com/track/23NhbK...
Звенит январская вьюга
open.spotify.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
1. They should reboot James Bond back in the 1960s
2. They should have a spinoff about Soviet Agent Anya Anasova (agent triple x)
3. This should be the theme song over the opening credits:
open.spotify.com/track/23NhbK...
2. They should have a spinoff about Soviet Agent Anya Anasova (agent triple x)
3. This should be the theme song over the opening credits:
open.spotify.com/track/23NhbK...
I always hear the "use of weapons" quote in my head in Michael Dorn's voice
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I always hear the "use of weapons" quote in my head in Michael Dorn's voice
So dog says I'll open this one!
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Look, this is hilarious if you're ancient Sumerian
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Look, this is hilarious if you're ancient Sumerian
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So dog says I'll open this one!
.
Look, this is hilarious if you're ancient Sumerian
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Look, this is hilarious if you're ancient Sumerian