Jonathan Lewis
@jdmsl.bsky.social
I...tweet?...bleet?...skeet?...about things that disappoint me, like our collective refusal to fix climate change, and the Mets. Speaks in: 🇺🇲/🇫🇷/🇳🇴
**Me:** tonight is the night that I finally sleep past 4am!
**Approximately 15 million lightning strikes per second:** the fuck you are!
**Approximately 15 million lightning strikes per second:** the fuck you are!
August 13, 2023 at 8:05 AM
**Me:** tonight is the night that I finally sleep past 4am!
**Approximately 15 million lightning strikes per second:** the fuck you are!
**Approximately 15 million lightning strikes per second:** the fuck you are!
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It was a lot easier being a Mets fan when my other teams were doing well, I will say that much.
August 12, 2023 at 8:30 PM
It was a lot easier being a Mets fan when my other teams were doing well, I will say that much.
Skeeting about the Giants and yinz are gonna have to guess from context which ones I mean. Sorry in advanced respective sports feeds.
August 12, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Skeeting about the Giants and yinz are gonna have to guess from context which ones I mean. Sorry in advanced respective sports feeds.
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Friends, I know that some of you are trying to help here, but it is unlikely that the first thought that pops into your head upon first hearing of a longstanding and complex problem is going to be an especially helpful solution.
Lots of very smart people have spent years working on this.
Lots of very smart people have spent years working on this.
When you see a peer-reviewed scientific journal article, it often says “pay $35 to read this.”
Did you know that $0 of that goes to the authors of the article?
Just email us and we’ll be happy to send you a copy for free. We’re usually thrilled that anyone cares. 🧪🦑🦈
Did you know that $0 of that goes to the authors of the article?
Just email us and we’ll be happy to send you a copy for free. We’re usually thrilled that anyone cares. 🧪🦑🦈
August 11, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Friends, I know that some of you are trying to help here, but it is unlikely that the first thought that pops into your head upon first hearing of a longstanding and complex problem is going to be an especially helpful solution.
Lots of very smart people have spent years working on this.
Lots of very smart people have spent years working on this.
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NASA scientists, engineers & devs create software to manage space missions, test spacecraft & analyze data from research satellites.
Many are now free to download thru NASA’s Software Catalog! 🧪🛰️
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-software-catalog-offers-free-programs-for-earth-science-more
Many are now free to download thru NASA’s Software Catalog! 🧪🛰️
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-software-catalog-offers-free-programs-for-earth-science-more
NASA Software Catalog Offers Free Programs for Earth Science, More
Each year, NASA scientists, engineers, and developers create software packages to manage space missions, test spacecraft, and analyze the petabytes of data produced by agency research satellites. As t...
www.nasa.gov
August 10, 2023 at 9:05 PM
NASA scientists, engineers & devs create software to manage space missions, test spacecraft & analyze data from research satellites.
Many are now free to download thru NASA’s Software Catalog! 🧪🛰️
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-software-catalog-offers-free-programs-for-earth-science-more
Many are now free to download thru NASA’s Software Catalog! 🧪🛰️
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-software-catalog-offers-free-programs-for-earth-science-more
The last 4 TTRPG characters I played:
Yaro: illiterate himbo, musician, and rebel without a clue
Rick Baney: wheelchair bound ancient who shot his friend in the face with a crossbow
Adelaide: prim, proper & very much non-believer in ghosts
Mahmoud: clumsy Egyptologist who's trying his very best
Yaro: illiterate himbo, musician, and rebel without a clue
Rick Baney: wheelchair bound ancient who shot his friend in the face with a crossbow
Adelaide: prim, proper & very much non-believer in ghosts
Mahmoud: clumsy Egyptologist who's trying his very best
Here are the last four TTRPG characters I played.
1. Clarent Caliburn, First mate of the privateer ship Hatteras
2. Calder Belmont-Ra, Last of the Onomastics
3. Hariwald Tolvie, Fake Magician
4. Canis, The Hunger of Gévaudan
Reply with a number and I'll share a fact about that character.
1. Clarent Caliburn, First mate of the privateer ship Hatteras
2. Calder Belmont-Ra, Last of the Onomastics
3. Hariwald Tolvie, Fake Magician
4. Canis, The Hunger of Gévaudan
Reply with a number and I'll share a fact about that character.
August 10, 2023 at 3:12 PM
The last 4 TTRPG characters I played:
Yaro: illiterate himbo, musician, and rebel without a clue
Rick Baney: wheelchair bound ancient who shot his friend in the face with a crossbow
Adelaide: prim, proper & very much non-believer in ghosts
Mahmoud: clumsy Egyptologist who's trying his very best
Yaro: illiterate himbo, musician, and rebel without a clue
Rick Baney: wheelchair bound ancient who shot his friend in the face with a crossbow
Adelaide: prim, proper & very much non-believer in ghosts
Mahmoud: clumsy Egyptologist who's trying his very best
And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!
August 9, 2023 at 10:54 PM
And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!
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my mom trying to remember who sang Let's Get It On
August 7, 2023 at 5:16 PM
my mom trying to remember who sang Let's Get It On
I go for the Bartolo Colon approach: ugly mechanics, unorthodox swing, occasionally results in something beautiful.
August 7, 2023 at 4:09 PM
I go for the Bartolo Colon approach: ugly mechanics, unorthodox swing, occasionally results in something beautiful.
COVID-19: The Eris Tour
All we know about new Covid variant Eris and its symptoms amid surge in cases
Eris desends from Omicron and is now the second most prevalent Covid variant in the UK
www.independent.co.uk
August 7, 2023 at 12:36 PM
COVID-19: The Eris Tour
At any rate I'll be flying out of La Guardia for the foreseeable future.
Had a dream last night that John F. Kennedy was convinced I slept with Jackie O and spent the entire dream running through the 1960s being hunted by the goddamn president for no reason.
August 7, 2023 at 11:54 AM
At any rate I'll be flying out of La Guardia for the foreseeable future.
Had a dream last night that John F. Kennedy was convinced I slept with Jackie O and spent the entire dream running through the 1960s being hunted by the goddamn president for no reason.
August 7, 2023 at 11:54 AM
Had a dream last night that John F. Kennedy was convinced I slept with Jackie O and spent the entire dream running through the 1960s being hunted by the goddamn president for no reason.
I'll see you on the beach. The bonfires will be epic. Everyone will be hot. Martin Luther King.
Thank you.
Thank you.
August 6, 2023 at 4:09 PM
I'll see you on the beach. The bonfires will be epic. Everyone will be hot. Martin Luther King.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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I’ve spent much of the last year examining car bloat, the process through which smaller vehicles are being replaced by increasingly massive SUVs and trucks.
What I’ve learned: Huge cars are terrible for society, often in ways that are hidden.
THREAD
What I’ve learned: Huge cars are terrible for society, often in ways that are hidden.
THREAD
August 5, 2023 at 5:45 PM
I’ve spent much of the last year examining car bloat, the process through which smaller vehicles are being replaced by increasingly massive SUVs and trucks.
What I’ve learned: Huge cars are terrible for society, often in ways that are hidden.
THREAD
What I’ve learned: Huge cars are terrible for society, often in ways that are hidden.
THREAD
Obama mains Capt. Falcon in Smash Bros.
Former President Barack Obama’s Smash main revealed - Dexerto
Former President Barack Obama's favorite character to play in Super Smash Bros. on the Nintendo 64 has been revealed.
www.dexerto.com
August 5, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Obama mains Capt. Falcon in Smash Bros.
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
August 5, 2023 at 8:19 AM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
The Orioles uniforms are hideous, my goodness.
August 4, 2023 at 11:33 PM
The Orioles uniforms are hideous, my goodness.
A classic meme from a bygone era of the internet. A simpler time. A better time.
August 4, 2023 at 10:39 PM
A classic meme from a bygone era of the internet. A simpler time. A better time.
Going into today like
August 4, 2023 at 12:50 PM
Going into today like
>looking for a new twitter
>ask the BlueSky receptionist if their twitter is fascist or furry
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is fascist and what is furry
>she laughs and says “it’s a good twitter, sir”
>use my invite code
>its furry
>ask the BlueSky receptionist if their twitter is fascist or furry
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is fascist and what is furry
>she laughs and says “it’s a good twitter, sir”
>use my invite code
>its furry
August 4, 2023 at 1:21 AM
>looking for a new twitter
>ask the BlueSky receptionist if their twitter is fascist or furry
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is fascist and what is furry
>she laughs and says “it’s a good twitter, sir”
>use my invite code
>its furry
>ask the BlueSky receptionist if their twitter is fascist or furry
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is fascist and what is furry
>she laughs and says “it’s a good twitter, sir”
>use my invite code
>its furry
Me: wtf I only had a half a glass of wine why am I drunk
Also me: oh today is Thursday which is the fasting day and I've eaten exactly 20 almonds and some blueberries. Oops.
MANY such cases. Weekly, even.
Also me: oh today is Thursday which is the fasting day and I've eaten exactly 20 almonds and some blueberries. Oops.
MANY such cases. Weekly, even.
August 3, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Me: wtf I only had a half a glass of wine why am I drunk
Also me: oh today is Thursday which is the fasting day and I've eaten exactly 20 almonds and some blueberries. Oops.
MANY such cases. Weekly, even.
Also me: oh today is Thursday which is the fasting day and I've eaten exactly 20 almonds and some blueberries. Oops.
MANY such cases. Weekly, even.
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Have a beary juicy watermelon day 🍉
August 3, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Have a beary juicy watermelon day 🍉
In the event of a sudden drop in cabinpressure be sure to save your own skeets first before assisting others'.
August 3, 2023 at 11:41 AM
In the event of a sudden drop in cabinpressure be sure to save your own skeets first before assisting others'.