James Malloy
@malloyable.bsky.social
Remarkable | Adaptable | Approachable | Malloyable
📖 Story Teller, 😛 Goofball, 📊 Professional Improver.
Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006
📖 Story Teller, 😛 Goofball, 📊 Professional Improver.
Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006
I have long ranted to no one in particular that my city needs a trolley or light rail. I've confessed that maybe the population is too small to warranty it.
This year for Christmas my parents got me one of those historical books about my city and guess what. It used to have a trolley!
This year for Christmas my parents got me one of those historical books about my city and guess what. It used to have a trolley!
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I have long ranted to no one in particular that my city needs a trolley or light rail. I've confessed that maybe the population is too small to warranty it.
This year for Christmas my parents got me one of those historical books about my city and guess what. It used to have a trolley!
This year for Christmas my parents got me one of those historical books about my city and guess what. It used to have a trolley!
It's time once again for my weekly Star Wars ttrpg game.
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It's time once again for my weekly Star Wars ttrpg game.
Doritos Locos Star Destroyer
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Doritos Locos Star Destroyer
Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls, it taco tolls for thee.
January 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls, it taco tolls for thee.
What is the Taco Bell. Who can tell me some lore?
Is it a bell that rings when tacos are ready? Does it ring to alert you that tacos are coming? Is it a warning? A hold over from a long forgotten age when violent taco creatures roamed the land?
Is it a bell that rings when tacos are ready? Does it ring to alert you that tacos are coming? Is it a warning? A hold over from a long forgotten age when violent taco creatures roamed the land?
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What is the Taco Bell. Who can tell me some lore?
Is it a bell that rings when tacos are ready? Does it ring to alert you that tacos are coming? Is it a warning? A hold over from a long forgotten age when violent taco creatures roamed the land?
Is it a bell that rings when tacos are ready? Does it ring to alert you that tacos are coming? Is it a warning? A hold over from a long forgotten age when violent taco creatures roamed the land?
Tedd Lasso returning for a sixth season after having an incredible show finale is a perfect example of everything wrong with modern TV.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Tedd Lasso returning for a sixth season after having an incredible show finale is a perfect example of everything wrong with modern TV.
Me, looking for how to air fry something: How hot and hot long
Every Air Fryer Recipe: "I had bacon for the first time when I was 8 years old. Pure golden irresistibly delicious. I was hooked. And making it an air fryer means you can have bacon in minutes.
Me, shouting: HOW MANY MINUTES
Every Air Fryer Recipe: "I had bacon for the first time when I was 8 years old. Pure golden irresistibly delicious. I was hooked. And making it an air fryer means you can have bacon in minutes.
Me, shouting: HOW MANY MINUTES
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Me, looking for how to air fry something: How hot and hot long
Every Air Fryer Recipe: "I had bacon for the first time when I was 8 years old. Pure golden irresistibly delicious. I was hooked. And making it an air fryer means you can have bacon in minutes.
Me, shouting: HOW MANY MINUTES
Every Air Fryer Recipe: "I had bacon for the first time when I was 8 years old. Pure golden irresistibly delicious. I was hooked. And making it an air fryer means you can have bacon in minutes.
Me, shouting: HOW MANY MINUTES
Please allow me to put this cursed idea into your head. Jellicle Garfield.
January 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Please allow me to put this cursed idea into your head. Jellicle Garfield.
Joan of Arc said of her mother, "from my mother I learned my Lord's Prayer, my Hail Mary, and my Creed." She then added, "Can you take me higher?
To a place where blind men see"
To a place where blind men see"
January 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Joan of Arc said of her mother, "from my mother I learned my Lord's Prayer, my Hail Mary, and my Creed." She then added, "Can you take me higher?
To a place where blind men see"
To a place where blind men see"
Today on my commute I started Alix E Harrow's The Everlasting. It hooked me really hard and really fast
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Today on my commute I started Alix E Harrow's The Everlasting. It hooked me really hard and really fast
The irony that the core of the reason people didn't like finale of the show that drew heavily from D&D was because they basically didn't have a session zero with the creators is kind of hilarious.
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The irony that the core of the reason people didn't like finale of the show that drew heavily from D&D was because they basically didn't have a session zero with the creators is kind of hilarious.
I can say with extreme confidence that a James Gunn Star Wars movie would be a quirky ensemble piece featuring a male lead with daddy issues, a weird little guy, an incongruous modern soundtrack, and just a little more sexism than seems plausible to have happened by accident.
Dave Filoni is no James Gunn. I like Dave but this is a bad bad bad move
January 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I can say with extreme confidence that a James Gunn Star Wars movie would be a quirky ensemble piece featuring a male lead with daddy issues, a weird little guy, an incongruous modern soundtrack, and just a little more sexism than seems plausible to have happened by accident.
I just refreshed and cleaned up my book tracker for the next year and I'm looking back at what I read last year and once again trying to answer the question: What do I like to read?
I thought I'd do a little walk through of my stats cause I like pretty charts.
I thought I'd do a little walk through of my stats cause I like pretty charts.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I just refreshed and cleaned up my book tracker for the next year and I'm looking back at what I read last year and once again trying to answer the question: What do I like to read?
I thought I'd do a little walk through of my stats cause I like pretty charts.
I thought I'd do a little walk through of my stats cause I like pretty charts.
I accidentally kicked the wall this morning, AMA.
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I accidentally kicked the wall this morning, AMA.
You know me. Always returning to my native profundities like sliding along beneath the surface at the speed of sound.
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 PM
You know me. Always returning to my native profundities like sliding along beneath the surface at the speed of sound.
Really the dead give away should have been that One Last Adventure is an obvious anagram for Dracula Enters
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Really the dead give away should have been that One Last Adventure is an obvious anagram for Dracula Enters
I don't know why people are complaining about the Stranger Things finale. It was so clear.
They were dead the whole time. Anytime the characters were in the Upside Down that was purgatory. The polar bear meant nothing. When they killed the man in black they saved the world!
They were dead the whole time. Anytime the characters were in the Upside Down that was purgatory. The polar bear meant nothing. When they killed the man in black they saved the world!
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I don't know why people are complaining about the Stranger Things finale. It was so clear.
They were dead the whole time. Anytime the characters were in the Upside Down that was purgatory. The polar bear meant nothing. When they killed the man in black they saved the world!
They were dead the whole time. Anytime the characters were in the Upside Down that was purgatory. The polar bear meant nothing. When they killed the man in black they saved the world!
When you take the "Tony Stark build this in a cave, out of scraps" meme too seriously.
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
When you take the "Tony Stark build this in a cave, out of scraps" meme too seriously.
My new years resolution is to make more resolutions in the new year. Historically I've made one or maybe two resolutions per year and only really at the beginning of the year. That ends in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My new years resolution is to make more resolutions in the new year. Historically I've made one or maybe two resolutions per year and only really at the beginning of the year. That ends in 2026
I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who once said, "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. The power to be strong. The wisdom to be wise. All these things will come to you in time."
December 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who once said, "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. The power to be strong. The wisdom to be wise. All these things will come to you in time."
Remember on this Merry Holiday - Sunlight will kill them, don't get them wet, and whatever you do don't feed them after midnight.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Remember on this Merry Holiday - Sunlight will kill them, don't get them wet, and whatever you do don't feed them after midnight.
I'm finally sitting down to watch Season 5 of Stranger Things.
My first impressions are that these kids definitely look too old now and I'm impressed with how bad the effects look.
My first impressions are that these kids definitely look too old now and I'm impressed with how bad the effects look.
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm finally sitting down to watch Season 5 of Stranger Things.
My first impressions are that these kids definitely look too old now and I'm impressed with how bad the effects look.
My first impressions are that these kids definitely look too old now and I'm impressed with how bad the effects look.
I saw a (admitted ragebait) tiktok that claimed that "renting is the only thing you can do that the longer you do it the less it helps you"
and it's worked. I've been grumbling and raging about it for days.
and it's worked. I've been grumbling and raging about it for days.
December 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I saw a (admitted ragebait) tiktok that claimed that "renting is the only thing you can do that the longer you do it the less it helps you"
and it's worked. I've been grumbling and raging about it for days.
and it's worked. I've been grumbling and raging about it for days.
What if I started saying yinz
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What if I started saying yinz
The answer to "Will AI take my job" is definitely no.
But that's different than the question "Will the CEO fire me and yeet their own company off a cliff for no reason because AI"
But that's different than the question "Will the CEO fire me and yeet their own company off a cliff for no reason because AI"
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The answer to "Will AI take my job" is definitely no.
But that's different than the question "Will the CEO fire me and yeet their own company off a cliff for no reason because AI"
But that's different than the question "Will the CEO fire me and yeet their own company off a cliff for no reason because AI"