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James Malloy
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Remarkable | Adaptable | Approachable | Malloyable
🎙Podcaster, 🎲 Game Designer, ⚾ NY Mets Fan
Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006
When are they going to do a M3gan vs Godzilla movie.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every "How to escape low ELO in Marvel Rivals" video is like "We're gonna skip over how to get out of Bronze and Gold because everyone there doesn't know how to find their keyboard and mouse at the same time"

Like come on. I'm semi-intelligent and I can't get out of Bronze hell gimme something.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Every time I go to the Buffalo Wild Wings website I see this little advert and there are so many things about it that bother me.

Welcome to my Ted Talk
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
People are making a big deal out of the way Trump acted towards Mamdani in their meeting and I'm surprised why people are surprised.

Trump is a coward. This is how he always acts. He blusters and threatens but when he's face to face with someone he turns into a kitten who can't say anything bad.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here is my hot tip for how to use Chat GPT to write in your own voice.

Step 1: Open chatgpt dot com
Step 2: In the "Ask Anything" text field, just write in your own voice.
Step 3: Never hit enter or engage the AI.
Step 4: Copy what you wrote out of the text field and paste it where ever you need.
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I almost missed it but Happy A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams Day for all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A curse on the house of everyone who ever wrote a "don't check a bag just bring everything in a carry on" article.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Duo Lingo but for getting on and getting off airplanes and it's mandatory for everyone.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The thing where Irish Americans spend a couple weeks pretending they're gonna learn Gaelic cause "it's the language of their ancestors" except it's me trying to learn a South Jersey accent.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Duolingo but for the Philly accent.
Who can make this happen?
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think it might be time to rewatch Madame Web
October 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Streetlights, people
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Between SNL and Golden being #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 it has got to be an extremely weird time right now for the Kpop Demon Hunters voice actors.
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I hope they make Madame Web 2
October 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reposted by James Malloy
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Someone asked me if I could go back in time to live in any period of time when would I go and my first instinct was 1997
September 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I rewatched Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters on a plane and I forgot how much that movie rocks. I also forgot that it's rated R and they drop a lot of f bombs.
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
There are two wolves inside me. One of them always tells lies. The other cannot lie. They both like big butts.
September 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I started watching Peacemaker and I'm shocked to find out that it's an ensemble piece with a weird little animal guy and a male main character with daddy issues. SHOCKED
September 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My Star Wars Scum and Villainy game this week is doing a podracing episode and we as a group decided one of the racers is named Mento Freshmacher
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Not to be weird about it but is there anything sexier than a Galaxy Class starship separating it's saucer section?
a space ship with cc-1701d written on the side of it
Alt: a space ship with cc-1701d written on the side of it
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's truly wild to see the whole net neutrality conversation be played out again with payment processors.
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Traditional Irish Diet Coke Bread
August 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This might be a hot take but uh Yoshi is a chicken
August 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hey one of those people is me!
August 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM