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jdmac020: the green uniforms are cursed
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I use magic words to solve problems (I'm in software, and software accessories).

Capitalism is...kinda the root of all the evil in the world. White supremacy and patriarchy just enable it.
Pinned
There's two types of straight white men:

1) Hardworking, talented individuals who know that being part of a team with varied experiences and backgrounds makes for incredible success

2) Whatever Dave Yost is
David Ogden Stiers (RIP) was fucking perfect as Kamaji #SpiritedAway
September 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I would like to be a river spirit when i grow up. They seem like good people #SpiritedAway
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am half-convinced after several viewings that the parents are bewitched.

Like, in what world does a whole-ass adult look at an unattented, oversized buffet and just dig in?? #SpiritedAway
September 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Per the Sox:

At 306 ft, Story’s homer was the shortest non inside-the-park homer by any player in MLB this year.
September 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Man i have NOT scrubbed this account of politics yet I've been scrolling all of two minutes and the ANXIETY is quite UP.
September 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Chihiro's parents are, collectively, a menace. #SpiritedAway
September 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"Desert Rose" with Sting and Cheb Mami is fucking iconic
September 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I mean if they're gonna send me to a central American death camp for painting my toenails, that's a shitton of tax dollars they can't steal and way more health care costs i won't have to pay.
May 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm just saying there are few things as dangerous as a rich white man telling you what's dangerous for you.

Follow the fucking money (he says, to the nation that has had its financial literacy deliberately stripped away over 2 generations).
May 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hey you know how some cultures had a tradition (on paper anyway) of executing nobility for crimes a commoner would get a lecture over?

What if we started that, but based on networth? Like, rich people caught running grifts and cons are clearly irredeemable, since they're not doing it out survival.
May 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Bro I am caught at the intersection of "if we never write unit tests this code base will remain an uncontrolled unknowable hellscape" and "The fact this is an unknowable, uncontrolled hellscape of a codebase makes unit testing impossible."
April 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Toledo has a pretty dang solid art museum
April 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I haven't broken out since i stopped using a daily cleanser in favor of some Amish bar soap and starting to use a moisturizer after i shower.

I'm not sure if I'm more pissed about corporations selling trash (capitalism) or the whole "skin care isn't for guys" bullshit (patriarchy).
April 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Every now and then on your travels, remember to stop and take in the views - like u/Kalandaari did with these photos from their 1000+ hours in #Starfield.

See more of Kalandaari's photos here: beth.games/3RuyDy6
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
On the "bright" side I've already had to cash out every 401k I've ever put money into just to get this far 😏

What is this called, pessimist privilege?
April 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Red Sox formally announced Garrett Crochet’s extension today.
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Four different women.

Now spends his life railing against woke and trafficking in “wellness” and MAGA conspiracy theories.

A well worn path for these losers.
#BreakingNews: Actor and comedian Russell Brand has been charged with one count of rape, one count of oral rape, two counts of sexual assault and one count of indecent assault, the Metropolitan Police in London announced. https://abc7.la/42m71k0
April 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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"Captain - it appears we've landed on a new planet with blue skies." -Vasco 🪐
January 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Looking for somewhere new to explore? Try Montara Luna, an agricultural outback in Freestar Collective space.

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🧬 Fauna: Moderate
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March 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Good to be home.
April 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The one thing i forget every year is just how many people who get super invested in the Red Sox are not, in reality, baseball people.

"Oh my god a 4 game slump at the start of the season! Bench 'em and bring up a minor leaguer" ffs. Please. Go smoke a joint and chill.
April 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this but Mike Carey's office is still taking calls (literally the only one of my elected officials).

All kinds of voicemail options, including a full mailbox at Moreno's Cleveland number
February 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm reasonably certain making it unsafe to fly is the point.

Hamper the mobility of the serfs, etc etc.
February 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this but I'm reasonably sure Jesus would bitch slap Jim Tressel as a corrupt perversion of a pious man.

Ohio government stop being looters challenge: impossible
February 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM