Jessica Calvert
jdcal.bsky.social
Jessica Calvert
@jdcal.bsky.social
Product manager at Spotify responsible for smart speakers only playing the shit versions of the songs you love

Profile pic stolen from https://willburrowsart.com/product/abolish-prisons-sticker/

She/Her :: Trans liberation now
Don't worry, Aziz Ansari will vouch for him!
October 12, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Babe, accurately identifying you is not abuse.
October 11, 2024 at 4:09 PM
"Try again" not communicating like a pretentious twat
October 11, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Completely accept that they *are* better than the tories, but that's because the tories are currently engaging in a competition to be Ron Desantis. I feel like they're trying to emulate "reasonable" tories, while the tories are trying to emulate frothing bigots.
October 11, 2024 at 10:28 AM
👏Basic👏bitches👏are👏valid👏
October 11, 2024 at 10:05 AM
If only Spielberg had the presence of mind to make a film that more directly referenced Artificial Intelligence. Of course, that was one of the most heart rending films I've seen, so possibly they don't want the association.
October 11, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Oh, yeah. It's kinda hilarious how every time there's a vox pops segment where they try to find outrage that matches the columnists' opinions then everyone just goes "yeah, not really my thing but if they wanna live that way then fair play, it doesn't really affect me"
October 11, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Yeah, but I live here, and calling it Terf Island is funny
October 11, 2024 at 7:57 AM
They keep talking about Atlas Shrugged
October 10, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Why babe? There's pumpkins in the shops.
October 10, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Jessica Calvert
A fun quote from James Cameron about the Terminator movie as cops use music from the film to promote their Cybertruck:

“Cops think of all non-cops as less than they are, stupid, weak, and evil. They dehumanize the people they are sworn to protect and desensitize themselves in order to do that job.”
California Cops Show Off Absurd New Cybertruck With Music From Terminator Movies
Because if we learned anything from the Terminator franchise, it's that cops are good.
gizmodo.com
October 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by Jessica Calvert
Fascism is not immune to enshittification. The SA and the Blackshirts were mostly war vets, their modern equivalent were radicalized because a streamer named DaJizzDragon told them Jews made Lara Croft’s tits smaller
October 9, 2024 at 8:14 PM