Jessica Calvert
jdcal.bsky.social
Jessica Calvert
@jdcal.bsky.social
Product manager at Spotify responsible for smart speakers only playing the shit versions of the songs you love

Profile pic stolen from https://willburrowsart.com/product/abolish-prisons-sticker/

She/Her :: Trans liberation now
Finally made it
October 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I'll let Laszlo handle this one
October 8, 2024 at 9:12 AM
October 4, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Fuck it, thirst trap time
October 4, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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September 26, 2024 at 8:46 AM
It's a good article, and I'm glad that it might help tank this weirdo's campaign... but I do have an issue with this bit below. People in power have been jerking off to those that they hate, the people that they try to destroy & subjugate ever since porn was invented.
September 26, 2024 at 8:45 AM
I'm a fat girl, so I also get:
September 21, 2024 at 7:03 AM
That's why I buy huge sacs of wet eggs, and I use the time saved to run my B2B drop shipping empire
September 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
September 16, 2024 at 8:37 AM
September 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
No person has ever called this flesh lump a "macho man"
September 9, 2024 at 8:16 AM
I do go 😁

(I go while looking a bit like I've got a tonsure, but I'm sure that 13th century monk fashion will come back around and then I'll be ahead of the curve!)
September 9, 2024 at 6:05 AM
😬
September 1, 2024 at 10:56 AM
I got inspired by someone else's squat rack on DIY Fitness so I stole their concept, and added a pull up bar.

I'm hella impressed because I've been hella depressed. I've used it more times in a week and a half than most gym memberships I've had.
August 30, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I have weight trained. I'm proud of myself - not least because I built this rack from scratch 😎
August 23, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Ryan Broderick gets it.
July 31, 2024 at 8:21 PM
July 31, 2024 at 11:36 AM
It's hard to have faith in yourself when you've had to hide who you are. Negative experiences when you're trying is like your mind hand touches a hot memory stove.

Keep socialising (at a pace that works for you) and you'll get to where you want to be, I promise ❤️

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July 30, 2024 at 7:00 AM
The other thing I get about RDJ doing it
July 28, 2024 at 4:30 PM
June 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
June 18, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Cats are masters of camouflage
May 14, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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April 12, 2024 at 12:28 PM