Justin
@jcvampuk.bsky.social
IT technician, secular humanist, egalitarian.
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As promised, here’s the cover artwork for The MisreadBible: Joshua—currently in its naked, pre-coloured form. I’ll share the final, fully dressed version soon, along with release details.
www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua
www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua
July 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
As promised, here’s the cover artwork for The MisreadBible: Joshua—currently in its naked, pre-coloured form. I’ll share the final, fully dressed version soon, along with release details.
www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua
www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua
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The Long Road to Jericho - www.misreadbible.com/blog/long-ro...
The Long Road to Jericho
An update on my upcoming book, The MisreadBible: Joshua, and why it's taken so long to complete it.
www.misreadbible.com
July 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Long Road to Jericho - www.misreadbible.com/blog/long-ro...
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Man walks into a carpet shop.
Customer: I’d like a rough shag, please.
Owner: I’m sorry, sir, this is a carpet shop. You should try the brothel down the road.
Customer: I’m talking about fucking carpets!
Owner: That’s a bit weird, sir. But if you buy one, you can do as you like with it.
Customer: I’d like a rough shag, please.
Owner: I’m sorry, sir, this is a carpet shop. You should try the brothel down the road.
Customer: I’m talking about fucking carpets!
Owner: That’s a bit weird, sir. But if you buy one, you can do as you like with it.
March 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Man walks into a carpet shop.
Customer: I’d like a rough shag, please.
Owner: I’m sorry, sir, this is a carpet shop. You should try the brothel down the road.
Customer: I’m talking about fucking carpets!
Owner: That’s a bit weird, sir. But if you buy one, you can do as you like with it.
Customer: I’d like a rough shag, please.
Owner: I’m sorry, sir, this is a carpet shop. You should try the brothel down the road.
Customer: I’m talking about fucking carpets!
Owner: That’s a bit weird, sir. But if you buy one, you can do as you like with it.
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When Elon’s cybertruck is stopped by the police.
February 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When Elon’s cybertruck is stopped by the police.
@saxonaudio.bsky.social I can’t see you on Facebook. Did you close your account or have you blocked me?
January 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@saxonaudio.bsky.social I can’t see you on Facebook. Did you close your account or have you blocked me?
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I hope this was made sincerely.
December 24, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I hope this was made sincerely.
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'You’ll be visited by three spirits.'
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:54 AM
'You’ll be visited by three spirits.'
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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It's Christmas Eve in the Garden of Eden.
December 24, 2024 at 8:18 PM
It's Christmas Eve in the Garden of Eden.
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The UK number is correct, but the numbers for the US and Canada are old. The current number in the US and Canada is 988.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/988_(te...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/988_(te...
December 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
The UK number is correct, but the numbers for the US and Canada are old. The current number in the US and Canada is 988.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/988_(te...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/988_(te...
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Forgive Nervardia for wishing people a Merry Christmas early. She lives in Australia, so she thinks it's tomorrow.
Merry Christmas everyone!
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Forgive Nervardia for wishing people a Merry Christmas early. She lives in Australia, so she thinks it's tomorrow.
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🎵Do you want to fuck a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman!
Okay... bye🎵
It doesn't have to be a snowman!
Okay... bye🎵
Watching a Netflix romcom about a woman who fucks a snowman.
December 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
🎵Do you want to fuck a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman!
Okay... bye🎵
It doesn't have to be a snowman!
Okay... bye🎵
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As Christmas approaches, spare a thought for one of the most overlooked groups.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3A-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3A-...
Mirth for Misers
YouTube video by J. R. Eldridge
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:48 PM
As Christmas approaches, spare a thought for one of the most overlooked groups.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3A-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3A-...
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As a special Christmas treat, I've written a parody of How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jesus as the Grinch.
Enjoy!
misreadbible.com/story/how-th...
Enjoy!
misreadbible.com/story/how-th...
How the Christ Stole Christmas - MisreadBible
A parody of <i>How the Grinch Stole Christmas</i>, starring Jesus as the Grinch.
misreadbible.com
December 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
As a special Christmas treat, I've written a parody of How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jesus as the Grinch.
Enjoy!
misreadbible.com/story/how-th...
Enjoy!
misreadbible.com/story/how-th...
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Are you sure that second one wasn't him being caught snooping in a teen changing room?
Trump in August: "From the day I take the oath of office, we’ll rapidly drive prices down, and make America affordable again. Prices will come down. You just watch. They’ll come down and they’ll come down fast."
Trump now: “It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."
Trump now: “It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."
December 14, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Are you sure that second one wasn't him being caught snooping in a teen changing room?
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Yeah, sure, like he 'ceased all contact' with Jeffrey Epstein...
Prince Andrew says he ‘ceased all contact’ with alleged Chinese spy after government advice
Prince Andrew says he ‘ceased all contact’ with alleged Chinese spy after government advice
Statement from the Duke of York says he met the businessman through ‘official channels’ and ‘nothing of a sensitive nature ever discussed’
The Duke of York has said he “ceased all contact” with the businessman accused of being a Chinese spy after…
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Yeah, sure, like he 'ceased all contact' with Jeffrey Epstein...
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Nobody is preventing anyone from saying, 'Merry Christmas'. Nobody is preventing anyone from celebrating Christmas. These are lies concocted to manufacture outrage. Nobody is persecuting you.
December 10, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Nobody is preventing anyone from saying, 'Merry Christmas'. Nobody is preventing anyone from celebrating Christmas. These are lies concocted to manufacture outrage. Nobody is persecuting you.
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Of course, it’s still social media. You’ll get idiots in any public forum. The positive thing about Bluesky is that you don’t have algorithms pushing hateful content and misinformation, and it’s not a monument to Musk’s ego.
Well there are a lot of dumb fucks on Bluesky just like twiiter.
December 8, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Of course, it’s still social media. You’ll get idiots in any public forum. The positive thing about Bluesky is that you don’t have algorithms pushing hateful content and misinformation, and it’s not a monument to Musk’s ego.
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Jesus, take the wheel!
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Jesus, take the wheel!
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He did the same prank back in Jerusalem; it’s why the crucified him. It was one thing when he was removing wheels from chariots, but then he started sawing the legs off horses, leaving them up on cinderblocks.
December 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
He did the same prank back in Jerusalem; it’s why the crucified him. It was one thing when he was removing wheels from chariots, but then he started sawing the legs off horses, leaving them up on cinderblocks.
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I created a graph for wind speed from my weather station. 20 mph seemed like a reasonable maximum. Cue storm Darragh. Cyan is wind speed, blue is gust.
December 7, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I created a graph for wind speed from my weather station. 20 mph seemed like a reasonable maximum. Cue storm Darragh. Cyan is wind speed, blue is gust.
A friend of mine is struggling to verify her email on here. Anyone else having this issue? Any solutions?
December 6, 2024 at 6:58 AM
A friend of mine is struggling to verify her email on here. Anyone else having this issue? Any solutions?
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I ain’t afraid of no Holy Ghost!
December 5, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I ain’t afraid of no Holy Ghost!
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The conception of Jesus according to Luke 1:35 - The angel answered, ‘The Holy Spirit will come on you,’
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...
December 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM
The conception of Jesus according to Luke 1:35 - The angel answered, ‘The Holy Spirit will come on you,’
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...
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Something’s wrong with Google. I searched for, ‘Does rubbing your meat with oil make a difference?’ and all I got was bloody cooking websites!
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Something’s wrong with Google. I searched for, ‘Does rubbing your meat with oil make a difference?’ and all I got was bloody cooking websites!
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I just realised that I haven't posted any photos of my dog Xena on here, so I've decided to remedy that.
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I just realised that I haven't posted any photos of my dog Xena on here, so I've decided to remedy that.