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Hi 👋🏼
Sad, but true. 😔
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You walk in

There's an old guy sitting behind the counter smoking a cigar with a fan blowing behind him

He doesn't speak

You get your shit and leave the correct change on the counter

He'll get to it eventually
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🤣 Yes, to all of this! 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"BOOK NOW! SPACE LIMITED!"
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Love me some ChiTown.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You know I'm about to have to take a walk, and it's like 30 degrees outside. Gotta cool down somehow.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So fugging tuned
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's almost like it's beneficial to have big, strong receivers or something.
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I rode in an elevator with him once, and he was the freaking greatest. Legit the most down-to-earth dude in a profession that is loaded with dudes who aren't down-to-earth. Big fan.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Would
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Even the officials we send over there are a disaster.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM