Best I can do is this Halloween wig. 😅
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Best I can do is this Halloween wig. 😅
It took me 39 years, but I found the best house ever to trick or treat.
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It took me 39 years, but I found the best house ever to trick or treat.
Fuck. Please don't suck again, 'Hawks.
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Fuck. Please don't suck again, 'Hawks.
My freshman made her varsity debut today and went 3-for-5 with an RBI, scored a run, had a sacrifice, and her last at-bat was a screaming liner right back at the pitcher (for an out). She was so nervous when her coach let her know she'd be starting today. I am OVER THE MOON! She killed it!
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My freshman made her varsity debut today and went 3-for-5 with an RBI, scored a run, had a sacrifice, and her last at-bat was a screaming liner right back at the pitcher (for an out). She was so nervous when her coach let her know she'd be starting today. I am OVER THE MOON! She killed it!
My girlies brought this back for me after a recent trip to Chicago. It's always been Royals/Cubs for me.
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My girlies brought this back for me after a recent trip to Chicago. It's always been Royals/Cubs for me.
She at least got on the board today. We had a blast though. 🥰
September 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
She at least got on the board today. We had a blast though. 🥰
Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.
*riding
You dumbass.
You dumbass.
September 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
*riding
You dumbass.
You dumbass.
Got my little queen a new white pearl for her 15th bday this weekend.
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Got my little queen a new white pearl for her 15th bday this weekend.
I was proud of this one.
August 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I was proud of this one.
The year is 2025: Taylor Swift is gonna be Jason Kelce's new sister.
August 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The year is 2025: Taylor Swift is gonna be Jason Kelce's new sister.
Still swooning that my freshman made the varsity squad. 😍🥰😍 #ProudOfHer #DeuceDeuce
August 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Still swooning that my freshman made the varsity squad. 😍🥰😍 #ProudOfHer #DeuceDeuce
My 14-year-old just texted me this ...
August 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My 14-year-old just texted me this ...
I picked these babies up in, like, 2015 for 99 cents each off of eBay.
August 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I picked these babies up in, like, 2015 for 99 cents each off of eBay.
I should've sold my Volpe cards when I had the chance. Lol
July 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I should've sold my Volpe cards when I had the chance. Lol
If Conway Twitty and George Brett had a kid ...
July 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If Conway Twitty and George Brett had a kid ...
This pancake-stacking high school senior offensive tackle is the offspring of Jeremy Affeldt.
July 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This pancake-stacking high school senior offensive tackle is the offspring of Jeremy Affeldt.
Hey guys, Dick Advocaat got an extension.
July 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Hey guys, Dick Advocaat got an extension.