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Ever since my back surgery, my dog cuddles up in a ball and sleeps pressed against my back, exactly where the scar is.
I don’t fully understand why he’s doing it, but I love it.
I don’t fully understand why he’s doing it, but I love it.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Ever since my back surgery, my dog cuddles up in a ball and sleeps pressed against my back, exactly where the scar is.
I don’t fully understand why he’s doing it, but I love it.
I don’t fully understand why he’s doing it, but I love it.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
WASHINGTON—Faced with ongoing budget crises, underfunded schools nationwide are increasingly left with no option but to cut the past tense—a grammatical construction traditionally used to relate all a...
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October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
I was talking with this stranger about our experiences with face blindness, when we both suddenly realized that we knew each other.
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I was talking with this stranger about our experiences with face blindness, when we both suddenly realized that we knew each other.
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Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation https://theonion.com/congress-sends-unemployed-americans-40-million-boxes-of-1844729789/
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation https://theonion.com/congress-sends-unemployed-americans-40-million-boxes-of-1844729789/
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If you haven’t been paying attention to the EA takeover because you’re not a gamer, here’s why it should concern you anyway.
2 out of 3 people in the US play video games —and right-wingers are gearing up to control their content.
Their messaging, their propaganda. Coming to a console near you.
2 out of 3 people in the US play video games —and right-wingers are gearing up to control their content.
Their messaging, their propaganda. Coming to a console near you.
September 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you haven’t been paying attention to the EA takeover because you’re not a gamer, here’s why it should concern you anyway.
2 out of 3 people in the US play video games —and right-wingers are gearing up to control their content.
Their messaging, their propaganda. Coming to a console near you.
2 out of 3 people in the US play video games —and right-wingers are gearing up to control their content.
Their messaging, their propaganda. Coming to a console near you.
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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If negative self talk were an Olympic sport, I’d probably come in last
May 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If negative self talk were an Olympic sport, I’d probably come in last
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...
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March 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
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I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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Do not obey in advance
January 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Do not obey in advance
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they pulled Marvel Snap too. now they have made an enemy of gamers
January 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
they pulled Marvel Snap too. now they have made an enemy of gamers