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J. Chris Mueller
@jchrismueller.bsky.social
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News editor, TTRPG enthusiast, comedy fan.
Madison, Wis.
He/him
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Right? I think my first editor beat that out of me my first week on the job out of college (figuratively not literally ... I'm not THAT old)
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Where did he pick up that habit? I thought that was just us dinosaurs ...
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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*tips cowboy hat*
Howdy Comrade
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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This was written by an alleged professional? Huh.
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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"Fluffly-backed tit-babbler" sounds very much like a British insult from 1890
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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“The defendant is being prosecuted for the obvious reason that he was recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range,” they wrote.
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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a woman says i don 't understand the question and i won 't respond to it ..
ALT: a woman says i don 't understand the question and i won 't respond to it ..
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October 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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a close up of a statue of yoda with the words `` hit , the bubble was '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a close up of a statue of yoda with the words `` hit , the bubble was '' written on the bottom .
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October 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Your new alter ego: Banner Falcone, crime-fighter and birthday boy
September 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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This sounds pretty rad
Also caked sasquatch
September 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Cool cover design!
July 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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July 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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a man in a blue captain america costume is smiling
ALT: a man in a blue captain america costume is smiling
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July 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Calling someone dumb while repeatedly ignoring basic grammar, capitalization and punctuation is ... something?
June 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Why do you keep putting up pics of yourself with a different dude's name
June 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM