J. Chris Mueller
@jchrismueller.bsky.social
News editor, TTRPG enthusiast, comedy fan.
Madison, Wis.
He/him
Madison, Wis.
He/him
What if you created an objectively bad and busted product yet convinced millions of individuals and companies it's really great so they'd beta test it for free?
Anyway AI is the future I guess?
Anyway AI is the future I guess?
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What if you created an objectively bad and busted product yet convinced millions of individuals and companies it's really great so they'd beta test it for free?
Anyway AI is the future I guess?
Anyway AI is the future I guess?
"Opening a new tab and forgetting why" is my new "walking into a room and forgetting why"
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Opening a new tab and forgetting why" is my new "walking into a room and forgetting why"
This qualifies him for a Cabinet position
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Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
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Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This qualifies him for a Cabinet position
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Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
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Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
All this clowning on Grok is almost making me want to get back on Twitter it looks fun
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
All this clowning on Grok is almost making me want to get back on Twitter it looks fun
"After Dunn’s arrest, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced his firing in a social media post that referred to him as 'an example of the Deep State.'"
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Trial starts for assault case against DC man who tossed sandwich at federal agent on viral video
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Trial starts for assault case against DC man who tossed sandwich at federal agent on viral video
Trial starts for assault case against DC man who tossed sandwich at federal agent on viral video
A trial has begun for a former government attorney charged with assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent.
apnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"After Dunn’s arrest, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced his firing in a social media post that referred to him as 'an example of the Deep State.'"
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Trial starts for assault case against DC man who tossed sandwich at federal agent on viral video
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Trial starts for assault case against DC man who tossed sandwich at federal agent on viral video
@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social - You know what's ridiculous?
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Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
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Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
Police in upstate New York say a car rental employee at the Syracuse airport stole 47 vehicles from the business and rented them out at other locations around the region.
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October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social - You know what's ridiculous?
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Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
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Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
He's lucky there's that "nope too embarrassing" FOIA exemption
NEW: We asked Texas Gov. Greg Abbott for his and his staff’s emails with Elon Musk and Musk’s companies.
The governor’s office won’t turn them over, saying some contain “intimate and embarrassing” information that is “not of legitimate concern to the public.”
The governor’s office won’t turn them over, saying some contain “intimate and embarrassing” information that is “not of legitimate concern to the public.”
Texas Governor’s Office Says Its Emails With Elon Musk May Be, in Part, Too “Embarrassing” to Release to the Public
We asked Abbott for his and his staff’s emails with Elon Musk and Musk’s companies. The governor’s office won’t turn them over, saying some contain “intimate and embarrassing” information that is “not of legitimate concern to the public.”
www.propublica.org
July 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He's lucky there's that "nope too embarrassing" FOIA exemption
Quick question: Did anyone listen to the lyrics of either of these songs?
May 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Quick question: Did anyone listen to the lyrics of either of these songs?
Comedy is legal again.
Ideas ... not so much.
Ideas ... not so much.
If ICE's job is to stop "illegal ideas" from moving across the border, doesn't that make them the thought police? 🤔
April 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Comedy is legal again.
Ideas ... not so much.
Ideas ... not so much.
Famously Real Person Uncle Sam
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Famously Real Person Uncle Sam
From AP:
The sharing of sensitive information comes as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office just announced a crackdown on leaks of sensitive information, including the potential use of polygraphs on defense personnel to determine how reporters have received information.
The sharing of sensitive information comes as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office just announced a crackdown on leaks of sensitive information, including the potential use of polygraphs on defense personnel to determine how reporters have received information.
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
From AP:
The sharing of sensitive information comes as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office just announced a crackdown on leaks of sensitive information, including the potential use of polygraphs on defense personnel to determine how reporters have received information.
The sharing of sensitive information comes as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office just announced a crackdown on leaks of sensitive information, including the potential use of polygraphs on defense personnel to determine how reporters have received information.
Attn @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social
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Hollywood director arrested on charges of swindling Netflix out of $11M for a show that never aired
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Hollywood director arrested on charges of swindling Netflix out of $11M for a show that never aired
Hollywood director arrested on charges of swindling Netflix out of $11M for a show that never aired
A Hollywood writer-director has been arrested on charges that he swindled $11 million from Netflix for a sci-fi show that never aired, instead steering the cash toward cryptocurrency investments and a...
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March 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Attn @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social
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Hollywood director arrested on charges of swindling Netflix out of $11M for a show that never aired
apnews.com/article/netf...
Hollywood director arrested on charges of swindling Netflix out of $11M for a show that never aired
A company town you say? Seems like a cool and unprecedented idea that has no unfortunate history
March 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A company town you say? Seems like a cool and unprecedented idea that has no unfortunate history
This is certainly one of the ideas of 2025
January 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is certainly one of the ideas of 2025
This is how the Bible got started
January 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is how the Bible got started
Owning the libs via illiteracy
GOP members complaining about reduction of military standards while using a chart that misspells the word military!
January 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Owning the libs via illiteracy
I think I figured out where Trump got his ideas for which territories to do imperialism on
January 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I think I figured out where Trump got his ideas for which territories to do imperialism on
My friend is in LA so she explained the fires to me in Midwest terms
January 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My friend is in LA so she explained the fires to me in Midwest terms
Reposted by J. Chris Mueller
This State Journal photo from Jimmy Carter's 1976 campaign visit to Madison shows a little of the city's (missing) irreverent side:
December 30, 2024 at 2:54 AM
This State Journal photo from Jimmy Carter's 1976 campaign visit to Madison shows a little of the city's (missing) irreverent side: