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J. Chris Mueller
@jchrismueller.bsky.social
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News editor, TTRPG enthusiast, comedy fan.
Madison, Wis.
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Same energy
From AP: As it became apparent that the bill will pass the House, most likely with significant support from Republican lawmakers, Trump and House Speaker Mike Johnson changed their approach from outright opposition to declarations of indifference. “I DON’T CARE!” Trump wrote on social media Sunday. “All I do care about is that Republicans get BACK ON POINT.” 2014 dril tweet: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Quick question: Did anyone listen to the lyrics of either of these songs?
ROME (AP) — Speakers blasted songs including “Born in the U.S.A.” and “American Pie” as six cardinal electors from the United States gathered in Rome on Friday to share their thoughts on the election of the first U.S.-born pope, Cardinal Robert Prevost.
May 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I hope it's him
May 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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🤔
AP news story: “It seems like we’ve decided to begin a trade war on all fronts,″ said Republican Sen. Thom Tillis of North Carolina. He said he wanted to know who in the Trump administration he should hold responsible — and “choke″ — if the tariffs fail and Americans suffer from higher prices and slower economic growth. "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
April 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Couldn't understand the lyrics / am offended by the lyrics
Complaint: Although I could not understand a word of the performance, I do know they were trying to bad mouth the Trump Administration. I highly suggest that someone review what is being sung or said during halftime. People want to be entertained. There is no reason to have someone give their opinions. Over half the country voted for President Trump. You should respect that.
March 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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"This was a disgrace the the eagles."
Complaint: Who was the guy who played the half time show? It was awful. I couldn’t understand him. He literally told us to turn the tv off at the end!! Like who does that. Please put someone that we all know like Eminem or someone iconic. This was a disgrace the the eagles.
March 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Famously Real Person Uncle Sam
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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A company town you say? Seems like a cool and unprecedented idea that has no unfortunate history
Headline: ‘Startup Nation’ Groups Say They’re Meeting Trump Officials to Push for Deregulated ‘Freedom Cities’ Subhead: The architects of projects like Próspera are drafting legislation to create US cities that would be free from federal regulations.
March 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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This is certainly one of the ideas of 2025
Progresso soup-flavored hard candy
January 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I was unaware the naming convention extended to the rest of the band until your tweet and Googled it. Then I learned Manson is credited as "saxophone"
January 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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This is how the Bible got started
Caption to a photo: A controlled fire whirl burns during a test in the department of Fire Protection Engineering at Worcester Polytechnic Institute, speaks to a reporter, Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2025, in Worcester, Mass.
January 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I think I figured out where Trump got his ideas for which territories to do imperialism on
Risk board game
January 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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My friend is in LA so she explained the fires to me in Midwest terms
January 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The brain rot in the replies is stunning
A reply to Woods' tweet: "There needs to be an investigation and prison sentences if the water reservoirs were empty. Lawsuits need to be brought against the city. Sadly, this is the only way DEI is rooted out. Somebody is responsible."
January 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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"Everything I don't like is spam"
December 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Orang cat with a surly expression
December 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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TIL this is a Real Guy
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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U can just post a screenshot instead of stealing tho
December 24, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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The gender pay gap strikes again
9 Ladies Dancing, $8,557.37; 10 Lords a Leaping, $15,579.65
December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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WaPo: Good morning! Time for existential dread!
November 23, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Become ungovernable
Headline: Rats are high on marijuana evidence at an infested police building, New Orleans chief says
March 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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October 17, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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October 17, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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This is staggeringly confusing
October 17, 2023 at 9:52 PM