Jill Carte
@jcarte123.bsky.social
Knitter, crocheter, reader, Social Justice Catholic, dog lover, coffee addict, Work-in-Progress
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Trump tonight: “I brought back free speech in America. It’s back.”
Trump this morning:
Trump this morning:
March 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trump tonight: “I brought back free speech in America. It’s back.”
Trump this morning:
Trump this morning:
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Dear universities, scientists, lawyers, farmers, workers, artists, doctors...
Being silent won't protect you.
Being silent won't protect you.
March 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Dear universities, scientists, lawyers, farmers, workers, artists, doctors...
Being silent won't protect you.
Being silent won't protect you.
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NEW: A source tells me that response teams for FEMA set to deploy to the South Carolina wildfires are unable to travel because their government issued travel cards have had their limits reduced to $1. FEMA response team cards were supposed to be exempt.
March 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
NEW: A source tells me that response teams for FEMA set to deploy to the South Carolina wildfires are unable to travel because their government issued travel cards have had their limits reduced to $1. FEMA response team cards were supposed to be exempt.
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After we published a public audit on Saturday, Elon Musk’s DOGE deleted hundreds more claims from its mistake-plagued “wall of receipts,” wiping out an additional $4 billion in so-called savings that the group had claimed to secure for U.S. taxpayers.
March 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
After we published a public audit on Saturday, Elon Musk’s DOGE deleted hundreds more claims from its mistake-plagued “wall of receipts,” wiping out an additional $4 billion in so-called savings that the group had claimed to secure for U.S. taxpayers.
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If Trump was president in 1940:
“Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”
“Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”
March 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If Trump was president in 1940:
“Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”
“Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”
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Cleveland, Ohio Stands with Ukraine
March 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Cleveland, Ohio Stands with Ukraine
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Officials at the FAA have directed staff to identify tens of millions of dollars to fund a Starlink deal for upgrading air traffic control communications. Staff has been instructed to find the funds while minimizing documentation and avoiding a paper trail.
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Officials at the FAA have directed staff to identify tens of millions of dollars to fund a Starlink deal for upgrading air traffic control communications. Staff has been instructed to find the funds while minimizing documentation and avoiding a paper trail.
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We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚
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Hey. Here are the names of the unauthorized dudes who are creeping into government computers:
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
These are the DOGE boys.
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
These are the DOGE boys.
February 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hey. Here are the names of the unauthorized dudes who are creeping into government computers:
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
These are the DOGE boys.
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
These are the DOGE boys.
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
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Hello to all human beings in the Bluesky cosmos. I heard it's pleasant vibes over here. I like to yell good morning off my front porch to my neighbors so maybe I will holler at you sometimes. No interest in hate and disinformation though sorry to say, though beauty and creation do interest me. -III
January 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hello to all human beings in the Bluesky cosmos. I heard it's pleasant vibes over here. I like to yell good morning off my front porch to my neighbors so maybe I will holler at you sometimes. No interest in hate and disinformation though sorry to say, though beauty and creation do interest me. -III
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BREAKING: The Senate advances Pete Hegseth's nomination for defense secretary as Republicans push ahead despite allegations of misconduct.
Senate advances Pete Hegseth as Trump's defense secretary, despite allegations against him
The Alaska Republcian is the first to oppose one of President Donald Trump’s Cabinet picks.
apnews.com
January 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
BREAKING: The Senate advances Pete Hegseth's nomination for defense secretary as Republicans push ahead despite allegations of misconduct.
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Help me remember that even if there is more to worry about in life right now, it does not mean that there is less to love in life right now.
So protect every inch of our joy, Lord.
And if you could help me stop reading sh*t on the internet, that might really help too.
Amen
by Nadia Bolz-Weber
So protect every inch of our joy, Lord.
And if you could help me stop reading sh*t on the internet, that might really help too.
Amen
by Nadia Bolz-Weber
November 18, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Help me remember that even if there is more to worry about in life right now, it does not mean that there is less to love in life right now.
So protect every inch of our joy, Lord.
And if you could help me stop reading sh*t on the internet, that might really help too.
Amen
by Nadia Bolz-Weber
So protect every inch of our joy, Lord.
And if you could help me stop reading sh*t on the internet, that might really help too.
Amen
by Nadia Bolz-Weber
Fun with Pacific Knit Co Fingerless Gloves doodle pattern and variegated yarn. #knittingiscool
January 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Fun with Pacific Knit Co Fingerless Gloves doodle pattern and variegated yarn. #knittingiscool
Ready for the next challenge - always fun with Pacific Knit Company’s doodles #knittingiscool
January 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ready for the next challenge - always fun with Pacific Knit Company’s doodles #knittingiscool
When mom has a tasty-looking snack
January 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When mom has a tasty-looking snack