I've lost count but again I'm posting a picture here so I can share it with my friend because we can't send pics in Bsky DMs.

-stuffs face full of pesto mozzarella Cheez-Its and sips Cheerwine- yeah, I'm pretty Italian

MEDIA FRIEND: you won’t believe this about Olivia Nuzzi
NORMAL FRIEND: did you get anything on Black Friday?
ELDER GOD SPEAKING TO ME THROUGH VEIL: Ḓ̵̯̌͘ơ̴͍͗ ̶̖̭̇Y̵̧͉͑̅o̴͖̽͛u̵̮̐̒ ̵̍͜͝H̷̢͗͆a̷̯̓ṿ̶̍e̸̖̅ ̶͓͆̏À̷͇͠ ̷͙̬͋͂L̵͉̈́ỉ̴̯g̸̛̭͂h̶̪͚͛̓t̵̲͂́n̴̜̚i̷̟͘͠n̷͎̲͋͊g̵̡̮͝ ̶̧̓C̵̗̜̉a̸̡̭̐b̴͙̍̎l̷̻̖̋̆e̸͍̮͂ ̶̝̘̐̃M̴̜̯̿ỷ̵̪̬ ̵̠̂P̴͚̪̅͗h̸̜͙̃o̴̙͆̂n̵͈͗̊e̴̟̔͘ ̶͎̓͘I̸̩̜͛̄s̵̯͚̉ ̷̨̟̌͊D̸̙̟̈́̚y̵͗̈́͜i̴̛̼̊n̴͉̯̿g̴̣̕

Damn Google really needs to adjust their weighting for exit 3A. No reason anyone coming from south or west of uptown should be objected to that shit. Multiple Lyft and taxi rides in a row routed that way. Lyft driver didn't know what was about to happen, I coached her through it, we won together.

GOOD NEWS! PLURIBUS JUICE! #pluribus #timanderic

See previous posts regarding posting of images for the sole purpose of sharing them with my friend because Bsky DMs don't allow it.

"We've got a certified chode here"

Was looking for garlic bread but found this. Is this what they mean by "owning the means of production"?

This is the stupidest thing I have seen all decade

Waiting for Godot postcredit sequence where you see the outline of Godot.

huge turnout in Charlotte tonight for @siembranc.bsky.social’s “Safe to Work, Safe to School” training for people who want to learn how to protect their neighbors from Trump’s mass deportation effort.

Oh sorry, that guy that was taken by ICE on Milton wasn't shot. He was just arrested in a medical facility. Hurt himself trying to escape through the ceiling tiles while having a panic attack. So much better.

Remember all the hype about how Uber and Lyft would allow people to live car-free?

Well, it turns out ridehail has no discernible impact on car ownership at all.

Analysis from Glenn Mercer's excellent newsletter:
glennmercer.substack.com/p/the-impact...

Just casually listening to Andrew WK in my cubicle in 2025

Me, high: poop

Hey @wsoctv.bsky.social you wanna take a closer look at the wording on your less-than-a-paragraph blurb about ICE coming to Charlotte? "...targeting violent criminals without legal status, similar to recent actions in Chicago." If it's similar to Chicago, that's categorically incorrect.

Fun fact I had the iPod socks for my iPod Video and they might actually be the best Apple product I've ever used.

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to... Oh it really is just a banana

Pour one out for the holy ghost

Goddamn Walmart could pay less than $50k and 14,500 workers would be off SNAP. Obviously that's not enough but it casts the whole situation in terms that see comically evil.

New idea for a holiday: guy fucks day

Through happenstance I was just reminded that Google Groups was a thing and actually it might kind of still exist but most importantly I made a group in 2010

Still can't send pictures in Bsky DMs so here's something I wanted to show my friend but you can see it too

This is the third time I am posting a picture so that I can share it with my friend because Bluesky DMs don't have pictures