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JBol 🦅⚗️
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sports gay. engineering and science. UMaine/Tufts alumnus. eagles/maine/science/politics/dumb shit. gray ace. go birds.
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The Philadelphia Eagles are a football team with crazy hot players right now, and I want everyone to know it. So here are some examples of their hotness. ⬇️ #eagleshotties
Why are Tirico and Collinsworth pronouncing “Mariota” like that tonight? This is new… right? #SNF
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#eagles thoughts:

This is penance for last year rolling through most games and winning a Super Bowl in unbelievable, dominating fashion

This year they are cursed to making Philly and sometimes all of America realize how excruciating watching football can be 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bengals gifted a touchdown there, and get nothing… Zac Taylor fucking sucks, Bengals are such trash lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
For the last time, NFL:

STOP TELLING ANNOUNCERS.
TO COMMENT.
ON PERCEIVED MISSED PENALTIES.

All you’re doing is undermining your product and making fans made that refs “missed a call” against their team! Like, not every play needs to be hyper-scrutinized for every perceived missed penalty! 🤬
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Kant's moral philosophy
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A 15/7/6 KDA *and* capping objectives in BF6?

J learned how to aim… uh oh. 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Elite meme alert 🚨
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
No no no, make the Cowboys defend that tush push play again! And they have to actually try this time!
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Pack? it’s King of the Hill rules we’re smoking a case of AJ Brown and at the end we’ll all be excited about more AJ Brown.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Kevin Patullo heard you guys asking for AJ Brown and now he's gonna make you smoke the entire pack of AJ Brown.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Eagles OFF coaching staff is so funny

They act like they’re mad that the fans tell them how to fix the OFF, and they have “oh yeah? I’ll show you dumb fans it’s not so easy!” games where they change it and it works and we’re all like “ya we kno”

Running last year
Throwing this year

#eagles
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
go birds, say it back
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What’s this game for everyone?

Mine is Kingdom Hearts… idk if it’s because I love other platformers or because it was old when I played it, but the platform mechanics were horrendous and made the game borderline unusable. Every jump had to be pixel perfect! 🗝️🙅🏼‍♂️
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Post your favorite beanie baby

Crunch the shark my son 🥺
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
yooo trying these jawns for the first time, they’re not bad! can’t beat the goated lemonades tho
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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This is a long-to-medium-term worry, but I think the fact that we've all just internalized that immeasurably powerful people often just throw tantrums and you shouldn't take anything they say seriously is going to be catastrophic for American civic governance going forward indefinitely.
sort of underlining how dysfunctional and unfocused the administration is, the president tweets out a deadly serious allegation of sedition and calls for hanging sitting senators and the DOJ’s official course of action is to do nothing, no one’s in charge
“Oh damn, the president ordered the murder of his political opponents” is super bad and to a large extent so is “nobody under him lifted one single finger toward that goal” because who is exercising the power of the presidency at that point?
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Jared Offtarget
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“Commentator in the booth gives opinion on why a penalty is wrong”

BINGO! We hit BINGO on the card, everybody! #eagles
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Nakobe “make me LB3 huh” Dean…

stud

#eagles
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Good christ, Gibbs is a hell of a player. #eagles
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Well that’s… a new one… why shouldn’t the defense just do that every play lol (hand in the neutral zone, make the offense slap it away, point to them for a false start) #eagles
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
GO BIRDS DICKHEAD #eagles
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
JSN is so fucking nasty good lord #nfl
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM