Jen Bagan
jbagan.bsky.social
Jen Bagan
@jbagan.bsky.social
Picture book writer, mom, teacher, student, wannabe witch, theater lover, cookbook fanatic, planner (but love a dash of the unexpected!) Rep: Joyce Sweeney at The Seymour Agency. #kidlit #12x12PB #picturebooks#SCBWI
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Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.
June 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Yes I’m bawling right now. 😭🥹
Importance of being there for family, especially kids 🥺 ❤️
June 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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When nobody shows up to your birthday party
June 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. She’s lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.
June 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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🤣🤣
May 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Stop the @bsky.app bashing. We’re all under a tremendous strain. We’re not perfect. I block when I need to, but ignore most foolishness.

Don’t become goaded into leaving a platform that’s doing almost all the right things.

To organize for 2026, we need to stay in communication w/each other.
May 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Everything she says. This is the plan and needs to be shared far and wide.
April 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
RFK is a dangerous and despicable person. I don't doubt he's working on some version of snake oil to sell as a "cure" for autism.

You are drains on us.
Sad, lonely, useless - and worst?
You won't pay taxes.

#ragehaiku
#haiku
April 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Several of you have asked me how to live in a nation whose leader has embraced cruelty as public policy.

How do we inhabit Trump’s America without becoming complicit in this cruelty? Some thoughts...

robertreich.substack.com/p/sunday-tho...
Sunday thought
Fighting the regime’s cruelty
robertreich.substack.com
April 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I think my head will explode if I see one more gold cross around the neck of someone actively working to destroy lives.

My cross shows the world
There's no hate like Christian love.
You are but a speck.

#ragehaiku
#haiku
April 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Of course he's totally stable - why do you ask?
do i have this right?

China imposes 84% tariffs on US imports after Trumps 104% tariffs went into effect; Trump tooted for people to "BE COOL" and "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY"; 2 hours later he pauses tariffs on most countries for 90-days; stocks shoot up; Trump raises tariffs on china to 125%.
April 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My kids are ecstatic that this is their future. Let’s go! 🙌
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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🤬
April 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Hands Off Portsmouth, NH!
#handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Beautiful tariffs.
We'll be rich beyond measure.
The rubles will flow.

#ragehaiku
#haiku
April 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sometimes The Onion is the only thing getting me through.
April 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy now?
April 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Thank you Senator Booker! More of THIS fighting spirit!!!!
This pointless stunt by Cory Booker is accomplishing nothing but drawing attention to the Trump administration’s wrongdoing and delaying the work of the Senate and energizing the Democratic base and, wait, hang on, let me come in again
April 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
SO TRUE!!!
March 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The casual cruelty of this MAGA regime is stunning.

Snatch and grab - no badge.
We will control what you say.
You will disappear.

#ragehaiku
#haiku
March 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…”
March 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is for Musk. He's so sad and upset about the Tesla protests. Poor guy.

No crocodile tears.
Oh yes, "people do bad things."
Look in the mirror.

#ragehaiku
#haiku
March 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Pretty much. Disgusted.
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The extra line is warranted.

The blood moon shone red.
Today it comes to a head.
"Please trust us," you said.
"NO, trust US," we say.

#ragehaiku
#donotcave
#haiku
March 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM