Random Geezer
@jb-58.bsky.social
🇬🇧 Gentleman of a certain age (316 ppm).💚💙💜
Art, buildings, books, poetry, photography, printmaking, life-drawing, textiles, naturism, sex/body positivity, wellness, ageing are my lightly-held bags.
Pics and art except reposts all mine and ©.
Bella ciao!
Art, buildings, books, poetry, photography, printmaking, life-drawing, textiles, naturism, sex/body positivity, wellness, ageing are my lightly-held bags.
Pics and art except reposts all mine and ©.
Bella ciao!
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My Xmas present to you all. The book cover that shows the most mistaken assumptions about the content of all time, I believe.
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My Xmas present to you all. The book cover that shows the most mistaken assumptions about the content of all time, I believe.
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The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground.
Wonderful!
Wonderful!
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground.
Wonderful!
Wonderful!
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The toucans really seem to have a problem with me.
Keel-billed Toucan at @casabentbill.bsky.social #CostaRica
#BirdoftheDay #Faceoff #birds #nature
Keel-billed Toucan at @casabentbill.bsky.social #CostaRica
#BirdoftheDay #Faceoff #birds #nature
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The toucans really seem to have a problem with me.
Keel-billed Toucan at @casabentbill.bsky.social #CostaRica
#BirdoftheDay #Faceoff #birds #nature
Keel-billed Toucan at @casabentbill.bsky.social #CostaRica
#BirdoftheDay #Faceoff #birds #nature
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Antidote to the madness.
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Antidote to the madness.
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Definitive proof that in Sadiq Khan's London, Christmas has been cancelled altogether
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
London's Christmas lights: A view from the skies
Aerial photographs taken at night show central London dazzling in festive light displays.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Definitive proof that in Sadiq Khan's London, Christmas has been cancelled altogether
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Turns out I was a little overconfident yesterday when I told the checkout lady in Tesco that she wouldn't be seeing me today.
#chipolatas
#chipolatas
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Turns out I was a little overconfident yesterday when I told the checkout lady in Tesco that she wouldn't be seeing me today.
#chipolatas
#chipolatas
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every AI ad is like “are you completely incompetent? here, try our new losertron 1000.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
every AI ad is like “are you completely incompetent? here, try our new losertron 1000.”
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"An inquiry into interference by hostile foreign states in the UK should be extended to cover the actions of Donald Trump’s US, the Liberal Democrats have said.
December 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"An inquiry into interference by hostile foreign states in the UK should be extended to cover the actions of Donald Trump’s US, the Liberal Democrats have said.
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This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
No idea why people ruin a perfectly good cauliflower cheese by adding a roast dinner.
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No idea why people ruin a perfectly good cauliflower cheese by adding a roast dinner.
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Matthew Bowles works for the IEA.
Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco.
Times up.
Merry Christmas!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco.
Times up.
Merry Christmas!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Matthew Bowles works for the IEA.
Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco.
Times up.
Merry Christmas!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco.
Times up.
Merry Christmas!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
You have to admit, the Despicable Tosspot class has a certain ring to it.
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You have to admit, the Despicable Tosspot class has a certain ring to it.
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My 14 year old son Luca took me here after cricket training today. He said there is hope in that sky Mum, I’ve never seen anything like it, the locals said there are half a
million starlings here.
Keep your families close, hug your children, help those who need us, do a 1000 piece puzzle, enjoy!
million starlings here.
Keep your families close, hug your children, help those who need us, do a 1000 piece puzzle, enjoy!
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My 14 year old son Luca took me here after cricket training today. He said there is hope in that sky Mum, I’ve never seen anything like it, the locals said there are half a
million starlings here.
Keep your families close, hug your children, help those who need us, do a 1000 piece puzzle, enjoy!
million starlings here.
Keep your families close, hug your children, help those who need us, do a 1000 piece puzzle, enjoy!
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AI is often sold as 'do something you already know how to do more efficiently' but is often bought as 'do something you don't know how to do with no idea if you are doing it efficiently at all'
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
AI is often sold as 'do something you already know how to do more efficiently' but is often bought as 'do something you don't know how to do with no idea if you are doing it efficiently at all'
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Buddy Holly and the Crickets, “Not Fade Away” — really prefer this version without the backing bop-bop-bop-bops, just Holly’s super-clean, super-clear vocals.
youtu.be/NChUN0Thf24?...
youtu.be/NChUN0Thf24?...
Buddy Holly & The Crickets - Not Fade Away [1957] Undubbed.
YouTube video by Beastbee 011
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Buddy Holly and the Crickets, “Not Fade Away” — really prefer this version without the backing bop-bop-bop-bops, just Holly’s super-clean, super-clear vocals.
youtu.be/NChUN0Thf24?...
youtu.be/NChUN0Thf24?...
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Who do you want to be? A person who knows how to fish or the person who asks AI for a fish?
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Who do you want to be? A person who knows how to fish or the person who asks AI for a fish?
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An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
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I moved from teaching to tech jobs and back again and I will never not be angry about how fast the entire edtech boom, from mooc to apps and apple/google educator badges, to iPad schools etc.. all of it was ushered in.
None of it with ethics, governance or safety ever done correctly
None of it with ethics, governance or safety ever done correctly
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I moved from teaching to tech jobs and back again and I will never not be angry about how fast the entire edtech boom, from mooc to apps and apple/google educator badges, to iPad schools etc.. all of it was ushered in.
None of it with ethics, governance or safety ever done correctly
None of it with ethics, governance or safety ever done correctly
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Single handedly just put the ‘Great’ back into Britain 😂🫡
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Single handedly just put the ‘Great’ back into Britain 😂🫡
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My compound German nouns are a little rusty but I think the word I'm looking for is something like Anticharismascheisskopf.
#streeting
#streeting
December 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
My compound German nouns are a little rusty but I think the word I'm looking for is something like Anticharismascheisskopf.
#streeting
#streeting