Jazhuis
@jazhuis.bsky.social
Nice try, internet. You're not gonna get me this time.
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Jazhuis
@jazhuis.bsky.social
· Oct 29
Since everything interesting online I manage to join "early" withers away and dies I apologize in advance if somehow Bluesky doesn't make it out of beta.
BALL x PIT
Cohabitants x Embedded
Radiation Beam x Brood Mother
Egg Sac x Radiation Beam
Vertical Laser
...welcome to LSR/CITY
Cohabitants x Embedded
Radiation Beam x Brood Mother
Egg Sac x Radiation Beam
Vertical Laser
...welcome to LSR/CITY
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
BALL x PIT
Cohabitants x Embedded
Radiation Beam x Brood Mother
Egg Sac x Radiation Beam
Vertical Laser
...welcome to LSR/CITY
Cohabitants x Embedded
Radiation Beam x Brood Mother
Egg Sac x Radiation Beam
Vertical Laser
...welcome to LSR/CITY
Evergreen #AEW
Is that giant nerd Claudio covered in Imperial purity seals? #AEWCollision 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Evergreen #AEW
Looking back I'm really glad I didn't waste my time taking AP US Government.
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Looking back I'm really glad I didn't waste my time taking AP US Government.
Hey guys just opened Bluesky for the first time today what's news
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
Alt: Troy returns with the pizzas. Everything is on fire.
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hey guys just opened Bluesky for the first time today what's news
Reposted by Jazhuis
Jfc Kushner's firm is literally the Abstergo logo
September 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Jfc Kushner's firm is literally the Abstergo logo
Reposted by Jazhuis
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
Oh hey here we are a year later and my conspiracy board has finally taken shape #AEW 🤼
Then again I have a board with red string everywhere that's trying to tie together the morality plays of Ospreay/Swerve/Hangman that eventually results in them making each other better people, probably by working together to stomp the life out of The Elite
July 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh hey here we are a year later and my conspiracy board has finally taken shape #AEW 🤼
Recreating scenes from Jurassic Park movies by hiding under the blankets from my cats when it's near mealtime
June 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Recreating scenes from Jurassic Park movies by hiding under the blankets from my cats when it's near mealtime
The internet seems to have noticed that "Woke Marxist Pope" and "Pink Pony Club" have the same meter
May 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The internet seems to have noticed that "Woke Marxist Pope" and "Pink Pony Club" have the same meter
Shut it all down we've peaked
You should know I've been working on something for the past 3 months. For a surprise, go check out my profile and read the first word of every skeet, starting with this one.
April 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Shut it all down we've peaked
I just realized that there is a nonzero chance that we get an antipope out of this.
April 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I just realized that there is a nonzero chance that we get an antipope out of this.
April 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
TIL 4 < 0 if you ε hard enough.
April 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
TIL 4 < 0 if you ε hard enough.
Somewhere today there are about five different War Thunder forum admins breathing a sigh of relief.
March 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Somewhere today there are about five different War Thunder forum admins breathing a sigh of relief.
What is the best Massive Attack song and why is it Dissolved Girl?
March 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What is the best Massive Attack song and why is it Dissolved Girl?
Reposted by Jazhuis
We tried out the new productivity app Touch Grass, which just came out for iOS. It blocks apps of your choosing and only unblocks them after you take a picture of your hand literally touching grass.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We tried out the new productivity app Touch Grass, which just came out for iOS. It blocks apps of your choosing and only unblocks them after you take a picture of your hand literally touching grass.