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Jazhuis
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Nice try, internet. You're not gonna get me this time.
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Hangman Adam Page during his entrance at Full Gear 2021. The chyron above his name simply states ' "We're Proud of You" -Graphics Team'
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Not that it means anything in particular, but I do believe World's End is on Claudio's birthday this year... #AEW
Claudio giving Daniel Garcia a look after Mox loses yet another match
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Tony Khan, the sicko at the window
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Hard agree
This is fucking great and I love non-Euclidean cheese
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Kids these days: 6-7 6-7

Kids back in the late 1900's:
Instructions on how to do the D-Generation X crotch chop
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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As is tradition.
A picture of a table set up with a bowl of Halloween candy and a replica of Thing from the Addams Family. The bowl contains candy, packages of instant ramen, and potatoes.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Some of us plan to bring the full My Bloody Valentine experience to the apocalypse because you can't rely on Spotify.
A large ramshackle vehicle covered in speakers: The Doof Wagon
October 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Jfc Kushner's firm is literally the Abstergo logo
Affinity Partners logo, with a stylised A in the middle The stylized A logo of Abstergo industries, shell company of the Templars and the antagonists of Assassin's Creed
September 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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This was my lock screen for many years. I had to stop using it because it felt too real. It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual.
A mostly white image with a glitchy background. In the middle is a glitchy version of the US BUREAU OF MORALITY logo
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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A book cover with the title "Everything I Don't Like Is WOKE: A Book For Basic Dickheads" On the cover a man is pointing at a car engine. The man is saying, "This engine is woke."
August 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The cover of Neal Stephenson's book, The Diamond Age. The subtitle is "or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer"
August 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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That's one way to guarantee no Mox interference
Jon Moxley, staring blankly in shock after being defeated in the G1 by Toru Yano. In the upper corner, a ghostly vision of Yano is looking down and laughing. I hope the DVD was worth it, dude.
August 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Do tell, for posterity's sake!
XKCD Comic. Panel 1: Never have I felt so close to another soul And yet so helplessly alone As when I Google an error And there's one result A thread by someone with the same problem And no answer Last posted to in 2003 Panel 2: A stick figure stands at their desk, shaking a computer monitor in their hands and saying, "Who were you, DenverCoder9? What did you see?!"
July 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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The movie poster for The Saint (1997) starring Val Kilmer and Elizabeth Shue
July 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The domino effect meme, starting with "Lowtax bans anime from the Something Awful forums" and ending with "People die storming the Capitol to fulfill a prophecy that Donald Trump is the Messiah"
June 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The devil making a disgusted face and saying, "First of all, yikes"
June 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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#AEW 🤼
AEW Banner: Tony Khan Will Pay For His Crimes
April 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Skipper, leader of the Penguins of Madagascar, asking Kowalski for an analysis
April 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The Friendship Ended Meme, edited for today: "Friendship ended with War Thunder Forums. Now Random Group Chat Invites is my best friend." We truly live in the dumbest fucking timeline.
March 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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A version of a meme edited to state: "Friendship ended with War Thunder Forums now Random Group Chat Invites is my best friend" Because current administration opsec is a fucking joke.
March 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Panel 1: A hand labeled "The Courts Will Save Me" reaches up from the water Panel 2: A hand labeled "The Courts" begins to reach in from the edge of the panel Panel 3: "The Courts" gives the hand reaching up a high-five Panel 4: The hand labeled "The Courts Will Save Me" is slipping under the surface of the water. "The Courts" are nowhere to be seen.
February 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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I guess my Game Pass subscription makes me eligible for some free War Thunder perks this month! I can only assume that it's a detailed documentation packet for the T-90M fire control system.
A picture a tile on the XBox dashboard, advertising "War Thunder, Claim your Perks now". Based on previous events, one assumes that with a couple of clicks they may be able to get some fresh classified documents regarding an in-game military vehicle
January 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Hmm I had someone other than Mark Davis in mind but it could still work
An old skeet: "Orange Cassidy is slowly transitioning into El-P and any day now I'm expecting him to come out with Killer Mike as his backup. 👉🤛"
January 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Misato Katsuragi from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion is staggering into the house saying, "What a week, huh?" Shinji sitting at the table replies, "Ms. Misato, it's the first Monday of the year." Pen Pen the penguin is standing there with a fish in his mouth
January 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM