Jay Tan
@jaytan716.bsky.social
Barry Champlain in the 3rd act. Disarming dork, but cornuto contento. More human than human #NOSHOESINTHEHOUSE #ILOVEYOURHOODIE #TUCKYOURSHIRTIN
I’m rather surprised to not see any ICE recruitment ads (or sign up booths) here. Because if there’s a captive audience of wannabe tough guys who know everything… #UFC323
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m rather surprised to not see any ICE recruitment ads (or sign up booths) here. Because if there’s a captive audience of wannabe tough guys who know everything… #UFC323
#KEEPINGTRADITION and making my ancestors proud: In my seat for #FIRSTFIGHT and importing undocumented snacks for #UFC323. Thanks to my sponsors @paleovalley @twizzlers @instanthydration @celsiusofficial @oreo, and @makersmark. Congratulations to @mairon.santos_ for a lovely TKO victory.
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
#KEEPINGTRADITION and making my ancestors proud: In my seat for #FIRSTFIGHT and importing undocumented snacks for #UFC323. Thanks to my sponsors @paleovalley @twizzlers @instanthydration @celsiusofficial @oreo, and @makersmark. Congratulations to @mairon.santos_ for a lovely TKO victory.
It’s 2025. Conor wants a title shot and someone just asked me if I could fax something g over. SMMFH…
Conor McGregor targets Islam Makhachev: ‘I for sure want a crack at that 170-pound belt’ www.mmafighting.com/ufc/459814/c...
Conor McGregor targets Islam Makhachev: ‘I for sure want a crack at that 170-pound belt’
Conor McGregor names Islam Makhachev as a potential opponent for his comeback.
www.mmafighting.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s 2025. Conor wants a title shot and someone just asked me if I could fax something g over. SMMFH…
“To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life in the gallbladder.”
- Udo Kier, FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973).
- Udo Kier, FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973).
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
“To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life in the gallbladder.”
- Udo Kier, FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973).
- Udo Kier, FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973).
“You’re mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn’t like that person that you’re talking about. Whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happen.”
Best believe I’m saving this one for when he goes.
Best believe I’m saving this one for when he goes.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“You’re mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn’t like that person that you’re talking about. Whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happen.”
Best believe I’m saving this one for when he goes.
Best believe I’m saving this one for when he goes.
A HERO AIN’T NOTHING BUT A SANDWICH, OR POSSIBLY THE GUY HOLDING IT!
Phew, now I feel better. Took me a minute to workshop that one. #FUCKICE
Phew, now I feel better. Took me a minute to workshop that one. #FUCKICE
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A HERO AIN’T NOTHING BUT A SANDWICH, OR POSSIBLY THE GUY HOLDING IT!
Phew, now I feel better. Took me a minute to workshop that one. #FUCKICE
Phew, now I feel better. Took me a minute to workshop that one. #FUCKICE
Reposted by Jay Tan
Reposted by Jay Tan
Our community has never been more vulnerable. LGBTQ+ lives are just as important as any other life. Keep these numbers handy.
September 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Our community has never been more vulnerable. LGBTQ+ lives are just as important as any other life. Keep these numbers handy.
Time does not heal all wounds. I’m at an outdoor show and the band is breaking into “Ice Ice Baby” and I still cringe.
The Five Percenters should have murked him back then.
The Five Percenters should have murked him back then.
September 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Time does not heal all wounds. I’m at an outdoor show and the band is breaking into “Ice Ice Baby” and I still cringe.
The Five Percenters should have murked him back then.
The Five Percenters should have murked him back then.
At the annoyance of quoting this person,
: )
: )
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
At the annoyance of quoting this person,
: )
: )
Post a meme you made.
August 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Post a meme you made.
Adventures in Text Trolling: Jason’s Death Edition.
I feel like this follows in the legacy of Eminem killing off Slim Shady, or when Paul Sheldon killed Misery Chastain.
I know I keep saying “this one is my crowning achievement,” but as AI keeps getting better, so do I, eh? (See what I did there?)
I feel like this follows in the legacy of Eminem killing off Slim Shady, or when Paul Sheldon killed Misery Chastain.
I know I keep saying “this one is my crowning achievement,” but as AI keeps getting better, so do I, eh? (See what I did there?)
August 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Adventures in Text Trolling: Jason’s Death Edition.
I feel like this follows in the legacy of Eminem killing off Slim Shady, or when Paul Sheldon killed Misery Chastain.
I know I keep saying “this one is my crowning achievement,” but as AI keeps getting better, so do I, eh? (See what I did there?)
I feel like this follows in the legacy of Eminem killing off Slim Shady, or when Paul Sheldon killed Misery Chastain.
I know I keep saying “this one is my crowning achievement,” but as AI keeps getting better, so do I, eh? (See what I did there?)
That’s my happy face for the moment.
It’s been too long since I was able to #SPILLBLOOD, and I barely was eligible for this one, but #HEMOGLOBINFORTHEMASSES was accomplished. Sadly, it was only a regular donation, and not my usual #POWERRED, where I could really do some damage (help some people).
It’s been too long since I was able to #SPILLBLOOD, and I barely was eligible for this one, but #HEMOGLOBINFORTHEMASSES was accomplished. Sadly, it was only a regular donation, and not my usual #POWERRED, where I could really do some damage (help some people).
July 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That’s my happy face for the moment.
It’s been too long since I was able to #SPILLBLOOD, and I barely was eligible for this one, but #HEMOGLOBINFORTHEMASSES was accomplished. Sadly, it was only a regular donation, and not my usual #POWERRED, where I could really do some damage (help some people).
It’s been too long since I was able to #SPILLBLOOD, and I barely was eligible for this one, but #HEMOGLOBINFORTHEMASSES was accomplished. Sadly, it was only a regular donation, and not my usual #POWERRED, where I could really do some damage (help some people).
Netflix was working on a Hulk Hogan documentary when he died.
There he goes, changing the finish and making it all about himself again!
There he goes, changing the finish and making it all about himself again!
July 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Netflix was working on a Hulk Hogan documentary when he died.
There he goes, changing the finish and making it all about himself again!
There he goes, changing the finish and making it all about himself again!
I was always more of a Ricky Steamboat guy, brother.
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was always more of a Ricky Steamboat guy, brother.
Shout out to the guys at the bar here watching Poirier x Holloway and complaining “stop fucking around.” Because yeah, that’s what they’re doing.
Dipshits.
Dipshits.
July 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Shout out to the guys at the bar here watching Poirier x Holloway and complaining “stop fucking around.” Because yeah, that’s what they’re doing.
Dipshits.
Dipshits.
“List doesn’t exist” = “HIS NAME WAS ON THE FRONT AND BACK OF ALL THE PAGES!!!”
July 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“List doesn’t exist” = “HIS NAME WAS ON THE FRONT AND BACK OF ALL THE PAGES!!!”
Reposted by Jay Tan
Reposting for a friend:
LA folks - if you have ANY information about the hit-and-run that killed Erika Edwards on June 29 around 9 PM on W. Sunset x N. Sierra Bonita in Hollywood, please contact the detectives mentioned in the article. The suspect is still at large.
ktla.com/news/local-n...
LA folks - if you have ANY information about the hit-and-run that killed Erika Edwards on June 29 around 9 PM on W. Sunset x N. Sierra Bonita in Hollywood, please contact the detectives mentioned in the article. The suspect is still at large.
ktla.com/news/local-n...
Details emerge in Hollywood hit-and-run that killed 37-year-old woman
A 37-year-old woman killed by a hit-and-run driver in Hollywood over the weekend has been identified by grieving family members and friends, while the suspect driver remains at large. The tragic co…
ktla.com
July 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reposting for a friend:
LA folks - if you have ANY information about the hit-and-run that killed Erika Edwards on June 29 around 9 PM on W. Sunset x N. Sierra Bonita in Hollywood, please contact the detectives mentioned in the article. The suspect is still at large.
ktla.com/news/local-n...
LA folks - if you have ANY information about the hit-and-run that killed Erika Edwards on June 29 around 9 PM on W. Sunset x N. Sierra Bonita in Hollywood, please contact the detectives mentioned in the article. The suspect is still at large.
ktla.com/news/local-n...
Reposted by Jay Tan
CAN SOMEONE JUST DO IT ALREADY
July 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
CAN SOMEONE JUST DO IT ALREADY
Like any of us really have to ask…
What the fuck is up with all the MAGAbros calling Trump their “daddy”?
June 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Like any of us really have to ask…
June 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My relatives in East L.A. — born in the U.S.A. — are afraid to go outside because masked men with guns are randomly snatching people off the street.
This is a government terrorism campaign against its own people.
This is a government terrorism campaign against its own people.
June 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by Jay Tan
Time for the annual schoolhouse rock style history lesson about slavery and the origins of Juneteenth from The Roots
June 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Time for the annual schoolhouse rock style history lesson about slavery and the origins of Juneteenth from The Roots