#KEEPINGTRADITION and making my ancestors proud: In my seat for #FIRSTFIGHT and importing undocumented snacks for #UFC323. Thanks to my sponsors @paleovalley @twizzlers @instanthydration @celsiusofficial @oreo, and @makersmark. Congratulations to @mairon.santos_ for a lovely TKO victory.

Post a meme you made.

Adventures in Text Trolling: Jason’s Death Edition.

I feel like this follows in the legacy of Eminem killing off Slim Shady, or when Paul Sheldon killed Misery Chastain.
I know I keep saying “this one is my crowning achievement,” but as AI keeps getting better, so do I, eh? (See what I did there?)

That’s my happy face for the moment.
It’s been too long since I was able to #SPILLBLOOD, and I barely was eligible for this one, but #HEMOGLOBINFORTHEMASSES was accomplished. Sadly, it was only a regular donation, and not my usual #POWERRED, where I could really do some damage (help some people).

Commence the bullying of/towards phobes! #FUCKTHOSEGUYS

Coming up on the East Coast, I kept missing this legend & his crew until finally catching him at the Nectar Lounge in 2018 or so. That was a #BUCKETLIST show. So to run into the big dawg out & about… nah, meet your heroes, and give them their flowers so they can smell them.

I don’t make the rules. I just make the rules. #CINEMA

“Granddad, what do you do when you can’t do nothing, but there’s nothing you can do?”
“You do what you can.”

#HANDSOFF #HANDSOFF2025 #PROTEST #MARCH #FDT #FUCKDONALDTRUMP #FUCKDOGE #FUCKELONMUSK #LASVEGAS

Adventures in Text Trolling: Inception Edition
Phishing is definitely getting trickier. It’s only because I don’t go out with people that I calculate that this is a bot. Otherwise, I’d actually start to wonder. I dunno, maybe I’ll have a dinner date in two weeks.

I know it’s not, but I want it to be. #IYKYK #WHEELSOFSTEEL #VALLEYOFTHEJEEPBEATS #SPEAKSWITHHISHANDS #EDGEOFPANIC #PUBLICENEMYNUMBERONE
#WHOGIVESAFUCKABOUTAGODDAMNGRAMMY

ADVENTURES IN TEXT TROLLING: The How It Started, How Its Going Edition

Look, y’all, I don’t make the rules. I just make the rules.

ADVENTURES IN TEXT TRILLING: The Idiot Edition

Double-header tonight. Who knew?

#ADVENTURESINTEXTTROLLING: The Big Payback Edition

So I know the reason I get these messages is surely because my info is on the dark web. But today, I TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM!!

BACK IN THE SEAT TO LEAK 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

After almost a year of false starts, I’m allowed to spill bodily fluids for a good cause again (as opposed to just for the endorphin release). Additionally, my hemoglobin exorcists took a #powerred (double supply of red blood cells), which I try to always give.

This isn’t going to fix anything, but it shouldn’t go unnoticed either.

The joke of the season is not that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

It’s that Terrifier 3 is SO MUCH MORE of a Christmas movie.

Only one way to find out, Double AA!!
#HAVEANICEDAY

Ended up at a show today. This is my contraband pack. I feel like I’ve done my ancestors, proud #CHINESEAF