Meshed

STEPHANOPOULOS: Are you standing by your comment that no one has died because of the aid cuts? Are all those aid organizations lying?

RUBIO: They died because England didn't give enough money or Canada didn't give more or China didn't. Let's blame the other countries that don't do any foreign aid.

Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."

RFK Jr. wants us to believe autism is on the rise, when what's actually changed is our understanding and tracking of it. He would know the difference if he had any background in medicine or science. And no, feeding mice to your pet falcon doesn't count.

Jordy: A makeup-wearing, orange-faced, clown-looking, cognitively addled Trump spewed deeply disturbing shit based not on facts but vibes.

The way he talks to pregnant women is predatory, basically telling them to suck it up. Dude, back off. You’re an abuser, a predator, and you’re insane.

If you’re still here, guess what

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

Both are murder.

Only one happens every day, on the captious whims of CEOs of the insurance companies, which is acceptable by the rich in American society.

I think we should post a daily Butchers Bill of lives cost by greed.

When you boot up a video game after a long day at work

Eww.

Because Republicans.

First, they came for the immigrants, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not an immigrant.

Then they came for the homeless, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not homeless.

Then they came for the...

Are we really going to sit back and just watch this?

No caption needed.

Welcome to Blue Sky.

Cicero was a very wise man

I mean the answer is no anyway but still… which one?