JayBird
@jaylucre.bsky.social
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Repost for my full anal video in your DMS
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Repost for my full anal video in your DMS
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if the ladies really don’t like the term “flat doggy” maybe we can change it to spatchcock. it’s already got a dirty word in it and everything
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
if the ladies really don’t like the term “flat doggy” maybe we can change it to spatchcock. it’s already got a dirty word in it and everything
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just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year
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and so what? who cares
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
and so what? who cares
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they keep strapping me to the apparatus at work no matter how much i kick and scratch
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
they keep strapping me to the apparatus at work no matter how much i kick and scratch
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it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
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Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Here are four overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
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RoboCop (1987)
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
RoboCop (1987)
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
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Galaxy Quest is so good
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Galaxy Quest is so good
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the two ways to tweet
October 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the two ways to tweet
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just saw pics of a man getting married in one of those peaky blinders ass caps. like he was in front of the priest with that shit on vowing
October 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
just saw pics of a man getting married in one of those peaky blinders ass caps. like he was in front of the priest with that shit on vowing
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website i’ve never been to ever in my life: you’ve read your last free article you piece of shit. you abomination. we should just give you this recipe for free? for NOTHING? get real scumbag. already a member? log in :)
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
website i’ve never been to ever in my life: you’ve read your last free article you piece of shit. you abomination. we should just give you this recipe for free? for NOTHING? get real scumbag. already a member? log in :)
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The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944
October 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944
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Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
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im up convincing beautiful lesbians to play ranked competitive esports titles with me
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
im up convincing beautiful lesbians to play ranked competitive esports titles with me
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violent rhetoric from the right starts all the way from the president at the top, and goes all the way down to the fringe randos.
violent rhetoric from the left is confined to the fringe randos.
can you spot the difference
violent rhetoric from the left is confined to the fringe randos.
can you spot the difference
September 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
violent rhetoric from the right starts all the way from the president at the top, and goes all the way down to the fringe randos.
violent rhetoric from the left is confined to the fringe randos.
can you spot the difference
violent rhetoric from the left is confined to the fringe randos.
can you spot the difference
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
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taco bell and chipotle don’t wound me tummologically bc i approach them both courageously with a warrior’s spirit and an intestinal fortitude and presence of self not seen since alexander the great
August 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
taco bell and chipotle don’t wound me tummologically bc i approach them both courageously with a warrior’s spirit and an intestinal fortitude and presence of self not seen since alexander the great
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elon murdered yuckytom bc he had become too powerful. a beacon in the dark…. much can be learned from this
August 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
elon murdered yuckytom bc he had become too powerful. a beacon in the dark…. much can be learned from this
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when we were 18 my friend and i went to our first strip club at like noon and there were only two dancers there and we befriended one with a super thick accent who made me guess where she was from and i said 'russia' and she said 'yis! the land of snow and bears how u know this'
August 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
when we were 18 my friend and i went to our first strip club at like noon and there were only two dancers there and we befriended one with a super thick accent who made me guess where she was from and i said 'russia' and she said 'yis! the land of snow and bears how u know this'
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Not true.
I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
June 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not true.
I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
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haven’t read a single word about the best new game i’ve played in years on any social media platform and that’s how i know i can’t trust any of you to have correct opinions on anything
May 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
haven’t read a single word about the best new game i’ve played in years on any social media platform and that’s how i know i can’t trust any of you to have correct opinions on anything
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when it’s my turn to talk at the IBS support group
May 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
when it’s my turn to talk at the IBS support group