jaxsbeachlife.bsky.social
jaxsbeachlife.bsky.social
@jaxsbeachlife.bsky.social
playing a real dangerous game of "I'll just wake up early and do it" right now
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When I worked at a coffee shop in downtown disney (rip compass) a man came in, smiled at me, and then just stared at me for 10-15 seconds. I looked at him and then said "Black eye and assorted muffins?"
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My work is doing a secret santa and I absolutely don’t want to do it and they say it is optional but is it really? 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
ok fun story

last night nephew was playing with a kid named otto at tgiving. nephew asks me "are you Otto's Coba too?" and I said "well..I know Otto"
My nephew doesn’t have language to explain how I fit in his family (for reasons unknown and unimportant his mom never refers to me as aunt) but he introduced me today by saying ‘this is my Coba’ so 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Emily Henry came to one of our shows last weekend and N only NOW just told me?!?!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I know I am at BEC with her but at 12:24am one of my group mates tagged me to ask a question. at 10:17am she emailed me to tell me to respond because my groupmates are trying to contact me.

WHAT
Feeling frustrated with a prof. Her whole demeanor is woo woo and talks to us like children. Zoom lectures are verbatim of course modules and "of course we're going to start with a quote because i love quotes...isn't that just so powerful" (it is never powerful
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by jaxsbeachlife.bsky.social
Man I am going to block people who respond to this thread with “it doesn’t have to be this way, just look at this other country”

No shit. I do not live in a country that has basic infrastructure, and that is why I am complaining about it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
And I should be out looking for a job
But only wind up heading for a stiff drink
But left with nothing else but to think
It's time to stumble home
So I say hello to wasted hours,
And I say bottoms up to better days
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Feeling frustrated with a prof. Her whole demeanor is woo woo and talks to us like children. Zoom lectures are verbatim of course modules and "of course we're going to start with a quote because i love quotes...isn't that just so powerful" (it is never powerful
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
we to bed at 8, woke up at 330 and got a ton of shit done.

i will be beat tonight but so far feeling pretty good about my day
so now the question is do I go to sleep at 7pm with the intention of waking up around 3, then doing my homework, then going to work for 8 hours, then having 2 shows at night and getting home between 12-1am

OR

suck it up and do shitty work ineffeciently
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
i have a lot of homework to do but I am also very tired and if I could just close my eyes for 20 minutes I'd be able to power through my homework but also if I do that I will never fall asleep tonight
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We are back to normal and like nothing ever happens 🙃 wish the cats could talk to me and tell me what the beef was
day 2 of war of the bengals

still growls and hisses. cannot look at each other but all of them refuse to not be in the same room together, especially if its a room i am in.
something happened in the middle of the night and now my 3 cats are each other's enemies. I have no idea what changed but there was a fight, guttural noises and now they all hiss at each other when they see them. Tails are huge. Everyone is slinking around. WHAT HAPPENED?? How do I get them to stop?
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
day 2 of war of the bengals

still growls and hisses. cannot look at each other but all of them refuse to not be in the same room together, especially if its a room i am in.
something happened in the middle of the night and now my 3 cats are each other's enemies. I have no idea what changed but there was a fight, guttural noises and now they all hiss at each other when they see them. Tails are huge. Everyone is slinking around. WHAT HAPPENED?? How do I get them to stop?
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
something happened in the middle of the night and now my 3 cats are each other's enemies. I have no idea what changed but there was a fight, guttural noises and now they all hiss at each other when they see them. Tails are huge. Everyone is slinking around. WHAT HAPPENED?? How do I get them to stop?
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
2 years ago someone from Cleves posted on reddit about how we aren't a real comedy club because we don't have a parking lot and now every time someone from Cleves buys tickets I think "is it that fucker"
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I was not prepared for how much of my MBA readings to be about airlines and Southwest specifically
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I keep putting myself in spaces that I clearly don't belong (and that's okay! These spaces aren't for me) but I also can take seriously how seriously everyone is taking themselves.

This a vague post about not fitting in in corporate environments yet needing to be there for reasons (aka money)
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Exciting personal news! I was accepted to a MBA program! I start next week!

Less exciting news: they sent a welcome email to the male version of my name 🙃
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Me: I think that Mac is the best of our cats
The Mr: Mac SUCKS

I laughed for 3 minutes straight over this exchange
October 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just finished rewatching Nurse Jackie and what a fucking perfect series. The last line of the first episode mirroring the last line of the last episode??? 👌 Merrit Weaver? An absolute gem. The perfect amount of tension and hope. 10/10 no notes EXCEPT
October 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Trying to get into a schedule of calling my uncle 2 times a week but he hit me with a ‘no one calls me anymore so thanks for checking in on me’ today so guess I gotta try to call more 😩
October 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I know I shouldn't feel like I wasted my day (I worked 5.5 hours of the w2 job- 1/2 hour was OT, all the hours have a weekend pay deferential) I woke up on my own (still too early but didn't set an alarm) I grocery shopped for a week's worth of meals (spent a fortune on not expensive meals 🫠)
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If I get in bed at 853 surely I will sleep through the night and be able to wake up at 5, right? Right?
a man in a suit is standing in a field of grass
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a field of grass
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October 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I had such high hopes for today but I was too sleepy to wake up early then everything after work took longer than I thought it should and now I am sleep again and I need to know how to manage my time better (and also not have a million jobs)
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
trying to be a better adult and eat different foods but the texture of the meat i ate tonight was too much for me and i ended up throwing up my whole dinner 😡
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM