And I should be out looking for a job
But only wind up heading for a stiff drink
But left with nothing else but to think
It's time to stumble home
So I say hello to wasted hours,
And I say bottoms up to better days

and all of that is annoying but fine. however, she is very strict that we need to write in business writing because she "never once in her 20 year career in business read anything that was in paragraphs" but when asked specific questions about why our papers are getting marked down it is

here goes nothing

Actually text I just sent my best friend. I know it’s 9/11 but have we time traveled to back to 2001? this feels like a very 2001 thing of me to be doing

Not the worst hair I’ve ever left the house with

Not trying to fight with strangers on the internet but

this is wild

like yeah of course i know *who* bargatze is