jawnn william scott
@jawnnwlmscot.bsky.social
grillin' and chillin'.
i'm thinking they nailed it
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i'm thinking they nailed it
broke: so fucking tired of these spam calls from a fake loan department leaving me automated voicemails six times a day
woke: these are my friends 😀 they love me 😀
woke: these are my friends 😀 they love me 😀
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
broke: so fucking tired of these spam calls from a fake loan department leaving me automated voicemails six times a day
woke: these are my friends 😀 they love me 😀
woke: these are my friends 😀 they love me 😀
(the solar panel professional i forgot would be drilling new panels into my rooftop this morning)
ME: (cocks shotgun) no coal for me this year, elf
ME: (cocks shotgun) no coal for me this year, elf
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
(the solar panel professional i forgot would be drilling new panels into my rooftop this morning)
ME: (cocks shotgun) no coal for me this year, elf
ME: (cocks shotgun) no coal for me this year, elf
if i was kevin mcallister it would've gone down differently. those two freaks aren't getting up after the first goof. their operation comes to a permanent end, if i'm kevin mcallister.
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
if i was kevin mcallister it would've gone down differently. those two freaks aren't getting up after the first goof. their operation comes to a permanent end, if i'm kevin mcallister.
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
hello, nice to meet you. these are my sons, nimby and yimby. all day long they eat dry packets of oatmeal and throw tantrums. they are both detestable malcontents and worthy of scorn.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
hello, nice to meet you. these are my sons, nimby and yimby. all day long they eat dry packets of oatmeal and throw tantrums. they are both detestable malcontents and worthy of scorn.
irish graffiti: A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE REVOLUTION
american graffiti: e r i c
american graffiti: e r i c
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
irish graffiti: A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE REVOLUTION
american graffiti: e r i c
american graffiti: e r i c
i don't pity any single one of them and i hope they get what they deserve, but i am genuinely curious which of the many freaks added to his orbit realized far too late that they were wrong. and that now they're gonna end up going down with him over, well, pretty much everything.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i don't pity any single one of them and i hope they get what they deserve, but i am genuinely curious which of the many freaks added to his orbit realized far too late that they were wrong. and that now they're gonna end up going down with him over, well, pretty much everything.
when the country finally collapses, we'll finally be able to move away from a fiat currency and shift to a sauce-based economy. the economy we were always meant to be.
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
when the country finally collapses, we'll finally be able to move away from a fiat currency and shift to a sauce-based economy. the economy we were always meant to be.
Data $150
Rent $180
Groceries $36000
ACA Premiums $4.8m
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Rent $180
Groceries $36000
ACA Premiums $4.8m
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Data $150
Rent $180
Groceries $36000
ACA Premiums $4.8m
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Rent $180
Groceries $36000
ACA Premiums $4.8m
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
"groceries"? in THIS economy??
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"groceries"? in THIS economy??
toking! at the hayride pumpkin patch
October 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
toking! at the hayride pumpkin patch
(cuffed at the police station)
a "mister meaner"? is there a (lowers sunglasses with a wink) "missus meaner" in the picture then?
a "mister meaner"? is there a (lowers sunglasses with a wink) "missus meaner" in the picture then?
October 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
(cuffed at the police station)
a "mister meaner"? is there a (lowers sunglasses with a wink) "missus meaner" in the picture then?
a "mister meaner"? is there a (lowers sunglasses with a wink) "missus meaner" in the picture then?
look at my opposition party dawg
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
look at my opposition party dawg
i got raptured but the beam that was pulling my soul up got interrupted by the verizon 5g signal and now my spirit is stuck split between 17 different newgrounds flash videos
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i got raptured but the beam that was pulling my soul up got interrupted by the verizon 5g signal and now my spirit is stuck split between 17 different newgrounds flash videos
it just gets to a point, you know?
September 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
it just gets to a point, you know?
not to get "too woke" online but it is kinda wild that so much of our haunted spooky spoopy season stuff is like "this is an INSANE ASYLUM where children were TORTURED" and "this SLAVE PLANTATION was home to A HUNDRED MURDERS" - can't there be some restless ghosts at margaritaville resort?
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
not to get "too woke" online but it is kinda wild that so much of our haunted spooky spoopy season stuff is like "this is an INSANE ASYLUM where children were TORTURED" and "this SLAVE PLANTATION was home to A HUNDRED MURDERS" - can't there be some restless ghosts at margaritaville resort?
ah well, just another day in the life of a burned out once "former gifted child"! 🤪(they took away the label when they found out i eat fiberglass recreationally)
September 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ah well, just another day in the life of a burned out once "former gifted child"! 🤪(they took away the label when they found out i eat fiberglass recreationally)
it's fucked up that the amish know about inflation
August 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
it's fucked up that the amish know about inflation
trying to catch my toddler when she has her plastic happy meal toy in her mouth
August 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
trying to catch my toddler when she has her plastic happy meal toy in her mouth
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
fuck it, i'll turn on instagram maps. i'll turn on snapchats snap map too. live stream it all to twitch. i want everyone to be my big brother, i am very lonely and want someone to experience me buying a lamp.
August 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
fuck it, i'll turn on instagram maps. i'll turn on snapchats snap map too. live stream it all to twitch. i want everyone to be my big brother, i am very lonely and want someone to experience me buying a lamp.
let me know when they start casting the trump crime dramedy series because i have some thoughts about who can play charlie kirk
August 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
let me know when they start casting the trump crime dramedy series because i have some thoughts about who can play charlie kirk
i know it's frowned upon but, i feel like if i could just smoke some weed with my toddler, she might just calm down a little and start to *get it*, you know?
August 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i know it's frowned upon but, i feel like if i could just smoke some weed with my toddler, she might just calm down a little and start to *get it*, you know?
you don't need to buy a labubu if you want a weird little freak attached to your hip. my buddy mark is right here
June 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
you don't need to buy a labubu if you want a weird little freak attached to your hip. my buddy mark is right here