jawnn william scott
@jawnnwlmscot.bsky.social
grillin' and chillin'.
lola tung is pumpkin
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 PM
lola tung is pumpkin
sending ice to philly would demoralize the entire agency before the weekend. philly has its own version of elmo that marches to the beat of his own war drums, and this would happen on any given thursday anyway. full court press from day one.
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 AM
sending ice to philly would demoralize the entire agency before the weekend. philly has its own version of elmo that marches to the beat of his own war drums, and this would happen on any given thursday anyway. full court press from day one.
meet studmuffin supreme, the man going viral for shredding metal songs on his moobs
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
meet studmuffin supreme, the man going viral for shredding metal songs on his moobs
think i'm okay on this
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
think i'm okay on this
i'm thinking they nailed it
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i'm thinking they nailed it
look at my opposition party dawg
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
look at my opposition party dawg
it just gets to a point, you know?
September 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
it just gets to a point, you know?
trying to catch my toddler when she has her plastic happy meal toy in her mouth
August 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
trying to catch my toddler when she has her plastic happy meal toy in her mouth
let me know when they start casting the trump crime dramedy series because i have some thoughts about who can play charlie kirk
August 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
let me know when they start casting the trump crime dramedy series because i have some thoughts about who can play charlie kirk
sports journalism can weave tales only regular journalism can dream of telling
May 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
sports journalism can weave tales only regular journalism can dream of telling
there's still a little juice over there
April 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
there's still a little juice over there
we miss you at sporcle
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
we miss you at sporcle
planned a happy hour at work (where i'm remote and had to drive almost 2 hours to get to the office) only for everyone to bail right as i get to the lobby
April 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
planned a happy hour at work (where i'm remote and had to drive almost 2 hours to get to the office) only for everyone to bail right as i get to the lobby
ty to instagram for once again providing me with the good shit
March 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ty to instagram for once again providing me with the good shit
this is so fuckin funny to me
March 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
this is so fuckin funny to me
are we beyond fucked? is there a level that goes beyond "beyond fucked"?
February 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
are we beyond fucked? is there a level that goes beyond "beyond fucked"?
guy who never watches football turning on the super bowl: erm, i'm waiting for that SUPERB owl 😏 🤪
guy turning on the super bowl who only watches football for the feet:
guy turning on the super bowl who only watches football for the feet:
February 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
guy who never watches football turning on the super bowl: erm, i'm waiting for that SUPERB owl 😏 🤪
guy turning on the super bowl who only watches football for the feet:
guy turning on the super bowl who only watches football for the feet:
sitting with my notebook writing "advertisers PAY to air commercials" and underlining it four times to remember how all of this shit works
February 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
sitting with my notebook writing "advertisers PAY to air commercials" and underlining it four times to remember how all of this shit works
any research into the eagles whatsoever reveals exactly this..
February 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
any research into the eagles whatsoever reveals exactly this..
2015 LORNE: hey guys, we're gonna have trump host this season
2015 TIM ROBINSON:
2015 TIM ROBINSON:
February 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
2015 LORNE: hey guys, we're gonna have trump host this season
2015 TIM ROBINSON:
2015 TIM ROBINSON:
i think it's beautiful that silo has a southern accent guy. just a guy that refuses to take the hint that no one else is doing that. a true lone star.
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i think it's beautiful that silo has a southern accent guy. just a guy that refuses to take the hint that no one else is doing that. a true lone star.
had a dream last night that i was a cop who pulled over zuckerberg, and when i asked him if he knew how fast he was going he just looked up at me like this until i woke up
December 28, 2024 at 12:47 PM
had a dream last night that i was a cop who pulled over zuckerberg, and when i asked him if he knew how fast he was going he just looked up at me like this until i woke up
politely asking my friend for a french fry
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 PM
politely asking my friend for a french fry