Javo
@javo.bsky.social
The Alpha Scientist. Fired from 1900hotdog.com internship for speaking truth to power.
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@vincemancini.bsky.social I feel like writing a sprawling memoir of how uproxx went from a loosely confederated group of irreverent blogs into a soulless unreadable web3.0 hell would be the seminal work of establishing our point in history
October 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@vincemancini.bsky.social I feel like writing a sprawling memoir of how uproxx went from a loosely confederated group of irreverent blogs into a soulless unreadable web3.0 hell would be the seminal work of establishing our point in history
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Horrible nightmare where James Somerton makes return to Youtube and he got CancelledSwole
September 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Horrible nightmare where James Somerton makes return to Youtube and he got CancelledSwole
Now that the conjuring franchise is ending we must as a society contend with the fact that nothing was ever conjured
September 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Now that the conjuring franchise is ending we must as a society contend with the fact that nothing was ever conjured
This is foundational to the blusky canon, a blusky ur text
September 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is foundational to the blusky canon, a blusky ur text
Few things summarize the bsky experience like the trans feminist communist furry defending chatgpt as the voice of the proletariat
August 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Few things summarize the bsky experience like the trans feminist communist furry defending chatgpt as the voice of the proletariat
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social While much has been said of the incredibly poor characterization of Sandra NASA in War of the Worlds, I feel like social media has missed this crucial detail of how little characterization she is actually given. From the baby shower photo at the end.
August 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social While much has been said of the incredibly poor characterization of Sandra NASA in War of the Worlds, I feel like social media has missed this crucial detail of how little characterization she is actually given. From the baby shower photo at the end.
gonna need an unprecedented fell for it again meme for Iran, dont let me down bsky weirdos
June 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
gonna need an unprecedented fell for it again meme for Iran, dont let me down bsky weirdos
@patstaresat.bsky.social apologies if this has already made its way to you
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social apologies if this has already made its way to you
@jonbois.bsky.social after years of following your writing/videos, this year I decided to finally give seriously watching baseball a try. However, I am from Pittsburgh so that means I have been watching the pirates. So fuck you jon bois.
May 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social after years of following your writing/videos, this year I decided to finally give seriously watching baseball a try. However, I am from Pittsburgh so that means I have been watching the pirates. So fuck you jon bois.
Its kind of wild that nazis took over twitter and so we all went to bsky and then the bsky early adopters were so obnoxious everyone decided they would rather deal with the nazis
May 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Its kind of wild that nazis took over twitter and so we all went to bsky and then the bsky early adopters were so obnoxious everyone decided they would rather deal with the nazis
whats the deal with this elf anime all the nazis like
April 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
whats the deal with this elf anime all the nazis like
The Overton Window is shattered
April 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Overton Window is shattered
I can't believe this was actually real the whole time
April 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I can't believe this was actually real the whole time
Me looking at the stock market
April 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me looking at the stock market
I love that in a new wrinkle for horseshoe theory, we have invented Alt-Right Maoists
April 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I love that in a new wrinkle for horseshoe theory, we have invented Alt-Right Maoists
Japan is daring Trump to declare tariffs on their goods by announcing Bloodborne 2 today
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Japan is daring Trump to declare tariffs on their goods by announcing Bloodborne 2 today
Splatoon hatespeech montages are gonna be lit
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Splatoon hatespeech montages are gonna be lit
I feel like the online right has actually become incomprehensible
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I feel like the online right has actually become incomprehensible
@anarchistnoa.bsky.social real talk dawg how old are you
March 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@anarchistnoa.bsky.social real talk dawg how old are you
"Have you even read a zine"
I’m going viral on the other app because I posted “acab includes teachers” i’m facing a lot of verbal abuse & mockery from people that haven’t read a word of school abolition theory or even watched a video or read a zine or article
March 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Have you even read a zine"
The 1980s must die so that pop culture can live
March 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The 1980s must die so that pop culture can live
At this point I find myself sort of rooting for a depression or economic collapse so significant it sorts of kills every element of the current right for a generation
March 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
At this point I find myself sort of rooting for a depression or economic collapse so significant it sorts of kills every element of the current right for a generation