Javo
@javo.bsky.social
The Alpha Scientist. Fired from 1900hotdog.com internship for speaking truth to power.
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This is foundational to the blusky canon, a blusky ur text
September 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is foundational to the blusky canon, a blusky ur text
also I am just now realizing they forgot the photoshop the daughers head onto a pregnant woman
August 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
also I am just now realizing they forgot the photoshop the daughers head onto a pregnant woman
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social While much has been said of the incredibly poor characterization of Sandra NASA in War of the Worlds, I feel like social media has missed this crucial detail of how little characterization she is actually given. From the baby shower photo at the end.
August 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social While much has been said of the incredibly poor characterization of Sandra NASA in War of the Worlds, I feel like social media has missed this crucial detail of how little characterization she is actually given. From the baby shower photo at the end.
@patstaresat.bsky.social apologies if this has already made its way to you
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social apologies if this has already made its way to you
The Overton Window is shattered
April 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Overton Window is shattered
I can't believe this was actually real the whole time
April 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I can't believe this was actually real the whole time
Me looking at the stock market
April 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me looking at the stock market
I feel like the online right has actually become incomprehensible
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I feel like the online right has actually become incomprehensible
its literally in the text
March 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
its literally in the text
this book rules because it keeps talking as if things that are objectively good and cool are bad for some reason
March 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
this book rules because it keeps talking as if things that are objectively good and cool are bad for some reason
when you forgot to do your homework
March 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
when you forgot to do your homework
I cant get over how this member of the Zizian death cult looks like a Bethesda player character
February 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I cant get over how this member of the Zizian death cult looks like a Bethesda player character
I will forever laugh at the mugshot of the pedophile who tried to go toe to toe with the menswear guy
February 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I will forever laugh at the mugshot of the pedophile who tried to go toe to toe with the menswear guy
This headline is what it means to be old and out of touch with pop culture. Is it a young suspect of murdering dolph? a young dolph suspected of murder? a suspect of murdering young dolph? A young suspect of dolph murder?
January 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This headline is what it means to be old and out of touch with pop culture. Is it a young suspect of murdering dolph? a young dolph suspected of murder? a suspect of murdering young dolph? A young suspect of dolph murder?
is a cameo from KingCobraJFS a sign the bit has gone too far? Maybe, but also fuck you
January 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
is a cameo from KingCobraJFS a sign the bit has gone too far? Maybe, but also fuck you
does anyone else kinda wanna fuck the weirdly hot asthma mom from those asthma commercials
January 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
does anyone else kinda wanna fuck the weirdly hot asthma mom from those asthma commercials
This one going on the mantle
December 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
This one going on the mantle