Jaune DOA ☠️🥀
@jaunedoa.bsky.social
CAUTION: This person wants to SCREAM about US politics ALL. THE. TIME. Do NOT get them started unless you have free time. And earplugs. Otherwise, they're friendly AF. 💖
Call me He/Him/She/Her/They/Them•AL•Ishmael•Surely•Anytime•Friend
Call me He/Him/She/Her/They/Them•AL•Ishmael•Surely•Anytime•Friend
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
@betty-cocker.bsky.social excellent #TheVacantLot reference!! Off to watch old episodes RTF now
I mean.. you're probably referencing the Sex Pistols Song, but the lyrics are also in the theme song of one of my favorite comedy shows 🤣 youtu.be/bsmuwTqD36M?...
I mean.. you're probably referencing the Sex Pistols Song, but the lyrics are also in the theme song of one of my favorite comedy shows 🤣 youtu.be/bsmuwTqD36M?...
The Vacant Lot Episode 1
YouTube video by The Vacant Lot
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
@betty-cocker.bsky.social excellent #TheVacantLot reference!! Off to watch old episodes RTF now
I mean.. you're probably referencing the Sex Pistols Song, but the lyrics are also in the theme song of one of my favorite comedy shows 🤣 youtu.be/bsmuwTqD36M?...
I mean.. you're probably referencing the Sex Pistols Song, but the lyrics are also in the theme song of one of my favorite comedy shows 🤣 youtu.be/bsmuwTqD36M?...
Today's one of the *rare* occasions a lil voice in my head says, "Maybe, in THIS instance, hiring a group to make robo-calls might be appropriate." #2026Midterms #HealthcareforAll
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Today's one of the *rare* occasions a lil voice in my head says, "Maybe, in THIS instance, hiring a group to make robo-calls might be appropriate." #2026Midterms #HealthcareforAll
#AloneMusk you need to take a break from #Xitter, read actual books, touch grass and calm your tits. You force every user to follow you, but that doesn't mean you have to fire back at all of them. You have an insane amount of money that is just waiting for you to piss it all away.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
#AloneMusk you need to take a break from #Xitter, read actual books, touch grass and calm your tits. You force every user to follow you, but that doesn't mean you have to fire back at all of them. You have an insane amount of money that is just waiting for you to piss it all away.
I hope u get better fast!❤️ Especially since healthcare premiums are going up! It's possible you have what I do - I'm allergic to #USPOLITICS. My eyes get all watery and I feel lethargic. Benadryl helps, though, cause politics can't affect you if you're unconscious 😉 💤😴
feel... sick
might just be emotions manifesting tho...
might just be emotions manifesting tho...
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I hope u get better fast!❤️ Especially since healthcare premiums are going up! It's possible you have what I do - I'm allergic to #USPOLITICS. My eyes get all watery and I feel lethargic. Benadryl helps, though, cause politics can't affect you if you're unconscious 😉 💤😴
Could not get the image of #ChuckSchumer, the human version of a Strongly Worded Letter, outta my head. So here ya go. Now it's in yours. Enjoy 😉
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Could not get the image of #ChuckSchumer, the human version of a Strongly Worded Letter, outta my head. So here ya go. Now it's in yours. Enjoy 😉
Wait... is that a light I see at the end of the tunnel? Or is it the white light people see on their deathbeds? I've got some research to do.
Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) on Sunday said that if Democrats vote to advance a House-passed continuing resolution, he will offer as a substitute another stopgap spending measure with a later expiration date combined with three full-year appropriations bills, known as a minibus.
thehill.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wait... is that a light I see at the end of the tunnel? Or is it the white light people see on their deathbeds? I've got some research to do.
What an emotional rollercoaster!
If you need me, piss off.
I'll be mainlining "Unlikely Animal Friends" videos until I can stop gritting my teeth. Could be awhile.
Tuesday:
If you need me, piss off.
I'll be mainlining "Unlikely Animal Friends" videos until I can stop gritting my teeth. Could be awhile.
Tuesday:
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What an emotional rollercoaster!
If you need me, piss off.
I'll be mainlining "Unlikely Animal Friends" videos until I can stop gritting my teeth. Could be awhile.
Tuesday:
If you need me, piss off.
I'll be mainlining "Unlikely Animal Friends" videos until I can stop gritting my teeth. Could be awhile.
Tuesday:
This person means well but to get relief from tear gas the milk/baby shampoo treatment is no longer recommended. It's in powder/oil suspension. Get it off/out immediately with water & wipes. Shedding clothes/skin is ideal. 1 more reason to join the #InflatableAnimalArmy 1st Aid Link follows ⏬️
Cool milk applied to the afflicted areas will immediately bring relief from the burning and heat of pepper spray in the eyes and on the skin. The active is Capsicum oil. Applying water to the area makes things worse by spreading the stinging oil further. Diluted baby shampoo will wash it off too
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
This person means well but to get relief from tear gas the milk/baby shampoo treatment is no longer recommended. It's in powder/oil suspension. Get it off/out immediately with water & wipes. Shedding clothes/skin is ideal. 1 more reason to join the #InflatableAnimalArmy 1st Aid Link follows ⏬️
Today at #BluevilleZoo it's just a sad bunch of donkeys that need healthcare. Mine is on the Far Left 😥 Cannot WAIT to vote the Pigs and Weasels out. #RedvilleZoo #GreenvilleZoo #uspolitics @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @redvillezoo.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Today at #BluevilleZoo it's just a sad bunch of donkeys that need healthcare. Mine is on the Far Left 😥 Cannot WAIT to vote the Pigs and Weasels out. #RedvilleZoo #GreenvilleZoo #uspolitics @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @redvillezoo.bsky.social
Zero fecks given to these weasels. They sold us out because the airlines bought them. They're not the only ones, just those whose seats are safe in #2026midterms, but the second all of the bought-and-paid-for members are up for re-election they're out. Right? RIGHT?? #getoutthevote
Note the timing of this Dem capitulation: Not when Americans are in food pantry lines, only when they're in TSA lines.
And there it is, folks. The AA CEO made the call.
And there it is, folks. The AA CEO made the call.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Zero fecks given to these weasels. They sold us out because the airlines bought them. They're not the only ones, just those whose seats are safe in #2026midterms, but the second all of the bought-and-paid-for members are up for re-election they're out. Right? RIGHT?? #getoutthevote
Here is a Playlist of 41 #Caturday videos, so you can spend about 90 minutes without hearing about politics, war and other shitty shit. You're welcome. #notallheroeswearcapes youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Xing's Wide Screen Videos - Mr. Nice, the pets and the Mini-House. - YouTube
All the full screen videos I've made for the mini-house. Most include other language auto-dubbing too!
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Here is a Playlist of 41 #Caturday videos, so you can spend about 90 minutes without hearing about politics, war and other shitty shit. You're welcome. #notallheroeswearcapes youtube.com/playlist?lis...
This makes me **SO HAPPY** I'd still love it (almost as much) even if it turned out to be AI. Thank you for sharing! Happy #Caterday ! #cats #funny #creativity next level #crafting
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
This makes me **SO HAPPY** I'd still love it (almost as much) even if it turned out to be AI. Thank you for sharing! Happy #Caterday ! #cats #funny #creativity next level #crafting
Thank you for this. I'll remember forever. We had a *clear moral majority*. Compromise is important, but capitulation & subservience are despicable. These are people who make the Democratic Party weak. *Very* relieved none of my representatives/heroes are on there. #uspolitics Fuk #MAGA #Project2025
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Thank you for this. I'll remember forever. We had a *clear moral majority*. Compromise is important, but capitulation & subservience are despicable. These are people who make the Democratic Party weak. *Very* relieved none of my representatives/heroes are on there. #uspolitics Fuk #MAGA #Project2025
#POoTUS : "Jesus, when are people gonna stop bitching about their babies going hungry?"
Me: "Pretty sure they'll keep it up till they starve to de@th."
#Trump : "Sounds good to me. Then they won't be able to see the #EpsteinFiles
I appreciate you, #ElizabethWarren ! #DUMPTRUMP #USPOLITICS
Me: "Pretty sure they'll keep it up till they starve to de@th."
#Trump : "Sounds good to me. Then they won't be able to see the #EpsteinFiles
I appreciate you, #ElizabethWarren ! #DUMPTRUMP #USPOLITICS
The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
#POoTUS : "Jesus, when are people gonna stop bitching about their babies going hungry?"
Me: "Pretty sure they'll keep it up till they starve to de@th."
#Trump : "Sounds good to me. Then they won't be able to see the #EpsteinFiles
I appreciate you, #ElizabethWarren ! #DUMPTRUMP #USPOLITICS
Me: "Pretty sure they'll keep it up till they starve to de@th."
#Trump : "Sounds good to me. Then they won't be able to see the #EpsteinFiles
I appreciate you, #ElizabethWarren ! #DUMPTRUMP #USPOLITICS
Who can forget #KandissTaylor 's campaign slogan
"Jesus, Guns, Babies. In that order."
I won't. Neither will #JohnOliver esteemed host of #LastWeekTonight. This update is definitely appropriate.
"Jesus, Guns, Babies. In that order."
I won't. Neither will #JohnOliver esteemed host of #LastWeekTonight. This update is definitely appropriate.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Who can forget #KandissTaylor 's campaign slogan
"Jesus, Guns, Babies. In that order."
I won't. Neither will #JohnOliver esteemed host of #LastWeekTonight. This update is definitely appropriate.
"Jesus, Guns, Babies. In that order."
I won't. Neither will #JohnOliver esteemed host of #LastWeekTonight. This update is definitely appropriate.
Where are all the #ConfederateFlag waving #Rebels on this one? Your textbooks tell you the Civil War was over #StatesRIGHTS* (not slavery)
#BlueSky needs a "FTS" #emoji. The ❤️ just isn't appropriate. 90% of things I "like" actually make me furious 😆 👎 * States' Rights doesn't work with hashtags 😅
#BlueSky needs a "FTS" #emoji. The ❤️ just isn't appropriate. 90% of things I "like" actually make me furious 😆 👎 * States' Rights doesn't work with hashtags 😅
NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Where are all the #ConfederateFlag waving #Rebels on this one? Your textbooks tell you the Civil War was over #StatesRIGHTS* (not slavery)
#BlueSky needs a "FTS" #emoji. The ❤️ just isn't appropriate. 90% of things I "like" actually make me furious 😆 👎 * States' Rights doesn't work with hashtags 😅
#BlueSky needs a "FTS" #emoji. The ❤️ just isn't appropriate. 90% of things I "like" actually make me furious 😆 👎 * States' Rights doesn't work with hashtags 😅
If there is ever an app or script that will block all AI trash for me I will race at the speed of light to buy the ever-loving-FUK out of it. #Facebook & #Xitter would shut down overnight & #TruthSocial would leave a smoking crater in the earth.
😆 I can dream, can't I?
😆 I can dream, can't I?
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If there is ever an app or script that will block all AI trash for me I will race at the speed of light to buy the ever-loving-FUK out of it. #Facebook & #Xitter would shut down overnight & #TruthSocial would leave a smoking crater in the earth.
😆 I can dream, can't I?
😆 I can dream, can't I?
No more sh¡t-throwing monkeys in #USCongress vote for *qualified candidates* in #2026midterms & #2028Election Who's qualified? 1) Google "[Name] +scandal" or "[Name] +alleg" (shows alleged & allegations) 2) Follow the $, see who is paying for their campaign. 3) Visit Ballotpedia Link ⬇️
#USPolitics
#USPolitics
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
No more sh¡t-throwing monkeys in #USCongress vote for *qualified candidates* in #2026midterms & #2028Election Who's qualified? 1) Google "[Name] +scandal" or "[Name] +alleg" (shows alleged & allegations) 2) Follow the $, see who is paying for their campaign. 3) Visit Ballotpedia Link ⬇️
#USPolitics
#USPolitics
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Release the #TangerineEpstein Files, you giant puss. I like this almost as much as #TangerinePalpatine #POoTUS and #OrangeHitler What are your favorites? I need a giggle 😃
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Release the #TangerineEpstein Files, you giant puss. I like this almost as much as #TangerinePalpatine #POoTUS and #OrangeHitler What are your favorites? I need a giggle 😃
@moryan.bsky.social ooh!! Does your #BattlestarGalactica book have a satisfying ending?? 🤞
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@moryan.bsky.social ooh!! Does your #BattlestarGalactica book have a satisfying ending?? 🤞
My mind is ablaze! Can't stop thinking of #TheyMightBeGiants #WeirdAlYankovic #TheDeadMilkmen and, like, every ridiculously catchy tune/earworm I've ever had!
For the moment I'm going with
"Slept in my #DennisLeary TShirt, now "I'm an Asshole"
and there are "Voices in my Head"
Keep it going...
For the moment I'm going with
"Slept in my #DennisLeary TShirt, now "I'm an Asshole"
and there are "Voices in my Head"
Keep it going...
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My mind is ablaze! Can't stop thinking of #TheyMightBeGiants #WeirdAlYankovic #TheDeadMilkmen and, like, every ridiculously catchy tune/earworm I've ever had!
For the moment I'm going with
"Slept in my #DennisLeary TShirt, now "I'm an Asshole"
and there are "Voices in my Head"
Keep it going...
For the moment I'm going with
"Slept in my #DennisLeary TShirt, now "I'm an Asshole"
and there are "Voices in my Head"
Keep it going...
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"A Grand Jury would indict a ham sandwich" but not a guy who tossed a sandwich at some guy in a bulletproof vest. But #USAttorneys prosecuted anyway cause they don't care bout winning, they just wanna show their ability to use the #USJustice system to ruin lives. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"A Grand Jury would indict a ham sandwich" but not a guy who tossed a sandwich at some guy in a bulletproof vest. But #USAttorneys prosecuted anyway cause they don't care bout winning, they just wanna show their ability to use the #USJustice system to ruin lives. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...