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James Carlton
@jasta07.bsky.social
Gamedev, ADHD, Australian, Niners fan. Greyhound dad to the bestest boy in the whole world.

Sad at the state of affairs.
Why would I ever be interested in something produced by someone who has no idea about the subject material but is able to push a few buttons and make something that sounds like they do.

It's like eating the plastic sushi in the window because it looks real enough.
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
There are two fouls on the play.

Personal Foul, premeditated murder with a chainsaw, offense.

Unsportsmanlike conduct, defender used severed limbs and viscera to trip their opponent, defense.

These fouls offset. Replay third down.
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Echidna
Barracuda
Funnel Web Spider
Kea
Red Squirrel
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Prescient considering what happened after the game...
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Get off him! He's our generous god!
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November 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Mercury about to be visited by the ghost of Christmas past.
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Superb.
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I get that the end of the hallway ramps up but JFC I can't unsee this. It's visible for like 3 frames and my brain still screams in agony.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Fuck me that is absolutely hideous.

There is knowing how to do something right.

There is knowing you don't know how to do something right.

There is knowing you did something wrong.

Not a single person in the White House knows any of these things.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The new Bond game is him young, I guess you can play him as camp as you want 😆

youtu.be/ladCeM1wZqc?...
007 First Light - Official Gameplay Trailer | State of Play 2025
YouTube video by IGN
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November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM