Jasper J. Jaspers
@jaspers47.bsky.social
Trying to reclaim the number 47. It's not going well.
Mostly movie opinions and lefty snark
https://letterboxd.com/ajaspers47/
Mostly movie opinions and lefty snark
https://letterboxd.com/ajaspers47/
Eight is optimistic. You just know they wake up every morning going, "Oh boy, another glorious day of coveting."
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Eight is optimistic. You just know they wake up every morning going, "Oh boy, another glorious day of coveting."
There's only 10 Commandments and two them explicitly say not to do shit like this
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There's only 10 Commandments and two them explicitly say not to do shit like this
A Confederacy of Martians
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A Confederacy of Martians
It's like a Niles Crane gag
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's like a Niles Crane gag
They're literally trying the "It's just sparkling molestation" defense
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They're literally trying the "It's just sparkling molestation" defense
PlutoTV still regularly airs commercials for the movie IF, which it advertises as "Now Streaming," and it has been for the last 16 months.
Now, I'm not going to say Paramount+ is starving for content, but...
Now, I'm not going to say Paramount+ is starving for content, but...
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh, it's a good thing. Janine's great.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh, it's a good thing. Janine's great.
You're giving Janine in Ghostbusters 2 vibes
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You're giving Janine in Ghostbusters 2 vibes
He lost The Man Show in the divorce
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
He lost The Man Show in the divorce
I have some pitches too:
- AI is a sandwich
- AI can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- AI put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
- AI is a featherless being that walks on two legs
- AI can cure cancer with a single tear. Too bad it has never cried.
- AI is a sandwich
- AI can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- AI put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
- AI is a featherless being that walks on two legs
- AI can cure cancer with a single tear. Too bad it has never cried.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have some pitches too:
- AI is a sandwich
- AI can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- AI put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
- AI is a featherless being that walks on two legs
- AI can cure cancer with a single tear. Too bad it has never cried.
- AI is a sandwich
- AI can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- AI put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
- AI is a featherless being that walks on two legs
- AI can cure cancer with a single tear. Too bad it has never cried.
Regardez ce vraiment hipster
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Regardez ce vraiment hipster