Jasper J. Jaspers
@jaspers47.bsky.social
Trying to reclaim the number 47. It's not going well.
Mostly movie opinions and lefty snark
https://letterboxd.com/ajaspers47/
Mostly movie opinions and lefty snark
https://letterboxd.com/ajaspers47/
First part didn't happen, second part did.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
First part didn't happen, second part did.
Sometimes we justify Hanna-Barbera's animation style as a timesaver, or them maximizing their limited resources.
Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sometimes we justify Hanna-Barbera's animation style as a timesaver, or them maximizing their limited resources.
Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
Carter Burke has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Carter Burke has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Commerce never changes
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Commerce never changes
Maybe this isn't a miscategorization. Maybe Tubi found a bunch of director's cuts with insane twists at the end.
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Maybe this isn't a miscategorization. Maybe Tubi found a bunch of director's cuts with insane twists at the end.
Change of plans. They'll be coming tomorrow instead.
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Change of plans. They'll be coming tomorrow instead.
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
"Women don't like the vehicle"
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Women don't like the vehicle"
In 1996, Galoob Toys made a version of Sky Dancers for boys called Dragon Flyz. Because every child deserves the chance to have their eye poked out.
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
In 1996, Galoob Toys made a version of Sky Dancers for boys called Dragon Flyz. Because every child deserves the chance to have their eye poked out.
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck (it's all they deserve)
October 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck (it's all they deserve)
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Army generals forced to listen to Hegseth has them feeling like
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Army generals forced to listen to Hegseth has them feeling like
Me, after you all get raptured
September 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Me, after you all get raptured
(Laughs nervously atop a bicycle)
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(Laughs nervously atop a bicycle)
Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm having a good day
September 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm having a good day
You propel the car with your feet. What is going on here? What are you buying, Fred?
September 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You propel the car with your feet. What is going on here? What are you buying, Fred?
Doctors I trust more than RFKJR
September 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFKJR