Things Can't Only Get Better

I don't think the HMT Perm Sec would agree/disagree on a policy call like that (same with Hunt's mad cut to NI) as long as the numbers could be made to work.

But I'd hope the Perm Sec is demanding an explanation from HMT head of comms and comms spads this morning.

I feel like you could literally hand them a big instruction book with "how to fix everything and win the next election" on it in big writing, and they'd use it as a doorstop but also keep tripping over it.

I feel like you could literally hand them a big instruction book with "how to fix everything and win the next election" on it in big writing, and they'd use it as a doorstop but also keep tripping over it.

That's weird, I've been having really vivid dreams lately too. Dreamt last night I tried to unalive some guy (evil former tenant in the house I was renting) by pushing him down the stairs, which needless to say is somewhat out of character for me

Galaxy brain: disband the Cabinet Office.

Have you seen this @alice-risely.bsky.social?

There's no reporting about it from any mainstream source. And also it just, sounds weird? Birds are not, afaik, all rushing to the streets to gobble up tasty salt? Like, I would have noticed this!?

Had to hang in there for a bit towards the end but an historic win! Jess Park outstanding as she has been pretty much all season, Riviere also great obvs, and a special shout out for Safia Middleton-Patel 👏👏👏

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Lovely goal!

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Olga Carmona jfc

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Yes Melvine!

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Yep Cardiff has started down this, er, road.

I'm guessing (not a driver so don't know), that the lights on smaller cars are lower down and less likely to be blinding drivers coming the other way?

Ffs