He is making this country the joke--and the monster--of the whole world. I sometimes can't believe it is like this. I get all King Theoden when he said "How did it come to this?"

I was unaware of this but I'm happily surprised!

That is a killer joke! Bravo.

Doing NC proud!

Piece of shit is throwing red meat to his base, alienating almost all independents--and quite a few conservatives. Not sure I would have made that choice. But I'm not a huckster, so ...

I have to agree. CLEARLY falls under free speech rights.

Eight wars he ended? Dude, Orwell is vomiting somewhere right now...

I was unaware of this election

I fucking love the print Onion. $100 is up there, but I guess $8 almost worth it.

It's true! Nativism and bigotry... But you knew that since you were active in the Republican Party well after Atwater's "Southern Strategy", Willie Horton ad, and response to 9/11...

They are only with us for a short time. I too lost a black (Bombay) cat, it was horribly sad.

This guy's immorality and corruption know no bounds!

That dog looks pretty fun. So is my guy!

I like her from what I've seen of her on television and such. I don't have anything against her. I just tend to believe that people who vie for the third or fourth highest, most prestigious position in the land are possibly subject to the sin of vanity. Vanity of course is no virtue. That's all.

Oh ok didn't know that

The Devil probably can't sleep at night--he is getting close to an eternity with Donald. Of course, that might be one time the Devil himself ended up getting more than he bargained for....

Dude you make me feel like a completely unproductive and unsuccessful person!
"How was your day, Marc?"
"I argued again before the SCOTUS; you?"
"Oh I was bitten by the cat once--she was playing really rough! I took out the trash and said hi to George. My back hurt, but I did some sit-ups...."

We must be being punished for our original sin--slavery--to have to be saddled with men of this caliber.

Thank God for these lower court judges, they are one of just a couple bulwarks against the whole ship going down...