jasonmader.bsky.social
jasonmader.bsky.social
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Feel like whomever put the box labels together at the cupcake store had a story to tell.
October 19, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Whenever I’m prompted for a loyalty phone number, I just use the local area code + 867-5309.

Works no matter where I travel, and I get whatever promo prices are in effect.

Used it today at the local store, and the terminal showed that whomever registered the number did it right.
September 28, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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Just had a procedure done on my hand. It was under local, so I could still wiggle my fingers on command.

I got to bust out the classic:
“Will I be able to play piano after the procedure, doc?”

The nurse jumped in with the setup- “oh, you play the piano?”

“No, but I’ve always wanted to.”
June 7, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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The second letter that @questauthority.bsky.social sent to LAPD reps on my behalf. Even more savage than “LOL, no.” I’ve highlighted my fave parts. What are yours?
May 13, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Who made this
October 28, 2023 at 3:07 PM
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I ❤️ my local progressive grocery store
September 30, 2023 at 8:11 PM
“Do I” listen to too much Eddie Murphy
September 24, 2023 at 6:32 AM
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this is otherworldly generosity made possible by a career of earning HEALTHY RESIDUALS
Drew Carey kicks ass.
September 23, 2023 at 10:20 PM
August 23, 2023 at 7:16 PM