Jason Fliegel
@jasonfliegel.bsky.social
Stand up comic. Improv comic. Human being. This guy does it all!
Loving the fact that 1 in 20 Americans think Bigfoot definitely exists but you’d have to be a gullible rube to believe in yetis.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Loving the fact that 1 in 20 Americans think Bigfoot definitely exists but you’d have to be a gullible rube to believe in yetis.
Drag the Magic Puffin ... is that something?
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Drag the Magic Puffin ... is that something?
Me, complaining after my parents refused to take me to the rodeo: “This is not my first rodeo.”
September 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Me, complaining after my parents refused to take me to the rodeo: “This is not my first rodeo.”
I actually have NOT heard about the bird, so no, not everybody.
August 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I actually have NOT heard about the bird, so no, not everybody.
Looking forward to seeing Leo use a chair to call dibs on a spot for the Popemobile.
May 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Looking forward to seeing Leo use a chair to call dibs on a spot for the Popemobile.
Hot cross buns are the only baked goods with their own theme song
April 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hot cross buns are the only baked goods with their own theme song
If you know a mathematician, ask them if this polar vortex can be expressed as a Cartesian vortex.
January 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you know a mathematician, ask them if this polar vortex can be expressed as a Cartesian vortex.
THIN LIZZY: Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town.
ME: Just how many jails does this town have?
ME: Just how many jails does this town have?
January 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
THIN LIZZY: Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town.
ME: Just how many jails does this town have?
ME: Just how many jails does this town have?
There’s a guy on the train with a picnic plate of barbecued chicken just living his best life. Go chicken guy go.
December 4, 2024 at 11:22 PM
There’s a guy on the train with a picnic plate of barbecued chicken just living his best life. Go chicken guy go.
I wonder if there’s a carpenter out there named Sabrina Popstar
December 4, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I wonder if there’s a carpenter out there named Sabrina Popstar
I just saw the @aimeemann.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social Christmas Show with guests Nellie McKay, @pftompkins.bsky.social and @joshgondelman.bsky.social. It was so much fun! They’re playing DC again tomorrow at The Birchmere in Alexandria then touring some more. Well worth your time!
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I just saw the @aimeemann.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social Christmas Show with guests Nellie McKay, @pftompkins.bsky.social and @joshgondelman.bsky.social. It was so much fun! They’re playing DC again tomorrow at The Birchmere in Alexandria then touring some more. Well worth your time!
Pie is my favorite dessert because it’s got fruit in it so I can tell myself I’m being healthy. But also I like chocolate pie.
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Pie is my favorite dessert because it’s got fruit in it so I can tell myself I’m being healthy. But also I like chocolate pie.
If it came to a vote, I’m confident we would vote for airplane seats to not recline, and we would also vote that anyone who supports reclining airplane seats would be outside the protection of the law, Purge style.
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
If it came to a vote, I’m confident we would vote for airplane seats to not recline, and we would also vote that anyone who supports reclining airplane seats would be outside the protection of the law, Purge style.
Tonight I saw A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum at Signature Theater in Arlington, VA and it was so good! Highly recommended— if you’re in the DC area, go check it out!
November 27, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Tonight I saw A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum at Signature Theater in Arlington, VA and it was so good! Highly recommended— if you’re in the DC area, go check it out!
Can't believe performing improv comedy didn't make the Top 15.
November 21, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Can't believe performing improv comedy didn't make the Top 15.
Ive got to be honest, I’d feel ripped off if a gathering of angels appeared above my head and the best advice they could give me was “come sail away.” My one moment of divine communication and it’s an ad for a Carnival Cruise?
November 20, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Ive got to be honest, I’d feel ripped off if a gathering of angels appeared above my head and the best advice they could give me was “come sail away.” My one moment of divine communication and it’s an ad for a Carnival Cruise?
Cranberry sauce recipe, it’s almost your time to shine! Enjoy your moment because nobody gives you the respect you deserve the other 364 days.
November 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Cranberry sauce recipe, it’s almost your time to shine! Enjoy your moment because nobody gives you the respect you deserve the other 364 days.
Christmas is coming, and I am willing to put a penny in the old man’s hat, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to body shame a goose.
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Christmas is coming, and I am willing to put a penny in the old man’s hat, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to body shame a goose.
48 hours is enough time to watch a whole bunch of Eddie Murphy movies. Or one Eddie Murphy movie.
November 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
48 hours is enough time to watch a whole bunch of Eddie Murphy movies. Or one Eddie Murphy movie.
I know way more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than the so-called experts.
November 5, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I know way more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than the so-called experts.
If you suffer from bellyache, ask your doctor if lime in the coconut is right for you
December 3, 2023 at 1:59 AM
If you suffer from bellyache, ask your doctor if lime in the coconut is right for you
“Now that my hair has grown out again, these combs are so useful! Anyway, do you know what time it … oh, right. Sorry.”
— Excerpt from my forthcoming unauthorized sequel “Gift 2: Return of the Magi”
— Excerpt from my forthcoming unauthorized sequel “Gift 2: Return of the Magi”
August 28, 2023 at 1:56 AM
“Now that my hair has grown out again, these combs are so useful! Anyway, do you know what time it … oh, right. Sorry.”
— Excerpt from my forthcoming unauthorized sequel “Gift 2: Return of the Magi”
— Excerpt from my forthcoming unauthorized sequel “Gift 2: Return of the Magi”