jackson henry
@jasonemry.bsky.social
my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
"I'm gonna invent [blank]. I did it and it works but now I hate it and I'm sad instead of having a company that makes [blank] and me rich, because reasons."
-that frankenstein movie
-that frankenstein movie
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"I'm gonna invent [blank]. I did it and it works but now I hate it and I'm sad instead of having a company that makes [blank] and me rich, because reasons."
-that frankenstein movie
-that frankenstein movie
so now we just need to release all of the files and then trump will be vindicated of course
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
so now we just need to release all of the files and then trump will be vindicated of course
on this episode of "WoMeN aRe ToO eMoTiOnAl"...
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
on this episode of "WoMeN aRe ToO eMoTiOnAl"...
the “Huh?” “Hmm?” at the end made me out-loud-laugh-scare the shit out of my cats
the joker grin in the middle was also amazing
give this woman the presidency
the joker grin in the middle was also amazing
give this woman the presidency
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
the “Huh?” “Hmm?” at the end made me out-loud-laugh-scare the shit out of my cats
the joker grin in the middle was also amazing
give this woman the presidency
the joker grin in the middle was also amazing
give this woman the presidency
in the pedophilia or the pedophilia coverup? which wrongdoing has he not done?
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
in the pedophilia or the pedophilia coverup? which wrongdoing has he not done?
melissa mccarthy screaming "IT'S THE SHUT YOUR MOUTH ROOM"
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
melissa mccarthy screaming "IT'S THE SHUT YOUR MOUTH ROOM"
sure the last few reports that came out were abysmal but I bet this time it broke from them being too good
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
sure the last few reports that came out were abysmal but I bet this time it broke from them being too good
this is just a tribute...
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
this is just a tribute...
Chris Hansen should be asking these questions
"Why don't you have a seat, Karoline."
"Why don't you have a seat, Karoline."
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Chris Hansen should be asking these questions
"Why don't you have a seat, Karoline."
"Why don't you have a seat, Karoline."
him being allowed on the ballot was an endorsement that all of his crimes weren't real or weren't as severe as reported
people literally voted for him because they could. they thought the political vetting process would keep them safe. that it was a game with rules that everyone followed.
people literally voted for him because they could. they thought the political vetting process would keep them safe. that it was a game with rules that everyone followed.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
him being allowed on the ballot was an endorsement that all of his crimes weren't real or weren't as severe as reported
people literally voted for him because they could. they thought the political vetting process would keep them safe. that it was a game with rules that everyone followed.
people literally voted for him because they could. they thought the political vetting process would keep them safe. that it was a game with rules that everyone followed.
I bet the guy with worsening dementia will navigate these waters no problammo
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I bet the guy with worsening dementia will navigate these waters no problammo
that we know about
wait until we start investigating this regime
wait until we start investigating this regime
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
that we know about
wait until we start investigating this regime
wait until we start investigating this regime
MAYBE if he talked about his infant daughter's tits and hot legs
hang on I'm being handed a note...
hang on I'm being handed a note...
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
MAYBE if he talked about his infant daughter's tits and hot legs
hang on I'm being handed a note...
hang on I'm being handed a note...
see they use words correctly when they want to
assholes
assholes
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
see they use words correctly when they want to
assholes
assholes
human vegetables are exceptional you'll have to be more transparent, karebear
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
human vegetables are exceptional you'll have to be more transparent, karebear
"The dog is currently focused on eating its own barf and has no plans to barf later."
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"The dog is currently focused on eating its own barf and has no plans to barf later."
mike johnson is feverishly monitoring his son's porn intake today in an effort to not hear about any of this
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
mike johnson is feverishly monitoring his son's porn intake today in an effort to not hear about any of this
sir droopsalot switching into lure mode
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
sir droopsalot switching into lure mode
taking time away from his busy schedule of stealing taxes to install marble in the white house so he can protect his pedophile legacy
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
taking time away from his busy schedule of stealing taxes to install marble in the white house so he can protect his pedophile legacy
yep. that's how national policy works. harebrained ideas being tested on the US economy as if they were makeup products.
genius.
genius.
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
yep. that's how national policy works. harebrained ideas being tested on the US economy as if they were makeup products.
genius.
genius.
this is the process of not wanting to go to bed. not science.
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this is the process of not wanting to go to bed. not science.
saving bullets for north Americans
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
saving bullets for north Americans