jackson henry
@jasonemry.bsky.social
my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
Pinned
it is my destiny as your protector to watch over this place and the people in it *sharts* but I really think you guys got this one good luck
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 AM
it is my destiny as your protector to watch over this place and the people in it *sharts* but I really think you guys got this one good luck
*pulls own brain out*
IT’S A DEMOCRAT
*smashes brain*
IT’S A DEMOCRAT
*smashes brain*
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
*pulls own brain out*
IT’S A DEMOCRAT
*smashes brain*
IT’S A DEMOCRAT
*smashes brain*
the fast and the furious except starring gandhi instead of vin diesel
January 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
the fast and the furious except starring gandhi instead of vin diesel
Hitler Derangement Syndrome
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Hitler Derangement Syndrome
conservatives are suffering from a sort of bystander effect where SOMEONE is supposed to know what they’re doing and is doing all the work but it’s never the person you’re talking to it’s always an answer like “FOR SURE WORK IS BEING DONE DON’T WORRY I CAN SENSE IT”
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
conservatives are suffering from a sort of bystander effect where SOMEONE is supposed to know what they’re doing and is doing all the work but it’s never the person you’re talking to it’s always an answer like “FOR SURE WORK IS BEING DONE DON’T WORRY I CAN SENSE IT”
sure cilantro tastes like ass to me but also ass tastes like cilantro
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
sure cilantro tastes like ass to me but also ass tastes like cilantro
a fleshlight with arms and legs
and then a smaller fleshlight for it to use
and then a smaller fleshlight for it to use
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a fleshlight with arms and legs
and then a smaller fleshlight for it to use
and then a smaller fleshlight for it to use
do you even own a ten foot pole?
there's your problem right there
there's your problem right there
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM
do you even own a ten foot pole?
there's your problem right there
there's your problem right there
Reposted by jackson henry
"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
shout out to hannibal lecter
his last two best friends have been vladimir putin and jeffrey epstein
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
shout out to hannibal lecter
his last two best friends have been vladimir putin and jeffrey epstein
December 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
his last two best friends have been vladimir putin and jeffrey epstein
SOMEONE PLEASE SWADDLE ME AND ROCK ME GENTLY AND TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW IN THE ACTUAL CHRIST THIS IS REAL LIFE WHAT ARE WE DOING PEOPLE
"I love Putin. Remember the Russia Russia Russia hoax? Yeah me and Pooty laughed about it the whole time when we talked on the phone. Democrats made the whole collusion thing up. That's what I tell my best friend, Vladimir Putin, president of Russia, who I publicly do favors for all the time."
-wtf
-wtf
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
SOMEONE PLEASE SWADDLE ME AND ROCK ME GENTLY AND TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW IN THE ACTUAL CHRIST THIS IS REAL LIFE WHAT ARE WE DOING PEOPLE
"I'm going to make a thousand people millionaires and then make them fight to the death to become THE MOST BILLIONAIRE" -mr beast #WhitmanPriceHaddad
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"I'm going to make a thousand people millionaires and then make them fight to the death to become THE MOST BILLIONAIRE" -mr beast #WhitmanPriceHaddad
from user experience to used experience *jazz claps*
December 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
from user experience to used experience *jazz claps*
more than half of conservative men walk around not being able to satisfy a woman no wonder they’re always running from a big gay dragon
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
more than half of conservative men walk around not being able to satisfy a woman no wonder they’re always running from a big gay dragon
“Everyone admonishing me for jacking off in public needs to take a long look in the mirror while jacking off.”
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Everyone admonishing me for jacking off in public needs to take a long look in the mirror while jacking off.”
“THE HEADLESS GOD BEHEMOTH DESIRES MORE HUMAN SACRIFICE.”
-earth’s thought leaders
-earth’s thought leaders
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“THE HEADLESS GOD BEHEMOTH DESIRES MORE HUMAN SACRIFICE.”
-earth’s thought leaders
-earth’s thought leaders
AI proponents all “Think happy thoughts and precious will get its wings!”
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
AI proponents all “Think happy thoughts and precious will get its wings!”
“You’re falling in with the wrong crowd!”
*becomes maga*
*becomes maga*
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“You’re falling in with the wrong crowd!”
*becomes maga*
*becomes maga*
I was generating content that nobody wanted to see way before AI was cool
December 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I was generating content that nobody wanted to see way before AI was cool
this was when I was in middle school so I should feasibly get government reparations
remember when we just ate tubes of sugar for like 5 years in the 90s?
might have been a sign
might have been a sign
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
this was when I was in middle school so I should feasibly get government reparations
remember when we just ate tubes of sugar for like 5 years in the 90s?
might have been a sign
might have been a sign
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
remember when we just ate tubes of sugar for like 5 years in the 90s?
might have been a sign
might have been a sign
The Grinch -soaked in blood and surrounded by fire- pulls out a cigarettes, lights it by the flames, takes a puff, and exhales… “Whooooooo”
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Grinch -soaked in blood and surrounded by fire- pulls out a cigarettes, lights it by the flames, takes a puff, and exhales… “Whooooooo”
"The man went out there with nothing but courage, and his own poop, and built a legacy."
-me, to sister's kids, about gg allin
-me, to sister's kids, about gg allin
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"The man went out there with nothing but courage, and his own poop, and built a legacy."
-me, to sister's kids, about gg allin
-me, to sister's kids, about gg allin
christian men: Is it gayer to get your dick chopped off by another man, or blown by another man?
asking for no particular reason but a speedy response would be most appreciated
asking for no particular reason but a speedy response would be most appreciated
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
christian men: Is it gayer to get your dick chopped off by another man, or blown by another man?
asking for no particular reason but a speedy response would be most appreciated
asking for no particular reason but a speedy response would be most appreciated