Jason
@jasondmitchell.bsky.social
Teacher, cat dad, lifelong liberal (like, seriously, from early childhood, when mom asked me if the ends justify the means)…. Cook, writer, nascent YouTuber….
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I’m really confused… if a rib bone from a man created woman, isn’t that both IVF AND gender reassignment?
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I’m really confused… if a rib bone from a man created woman, isn’t that both IVF AND gender reassignment?
Hey Elon,
You could give away 99% of your wealth, and still be a billionaire several times over …. You know that, right?
There was a time when billionaires built libraries.
You could give away 99% of your wealth, and still be a billionaire several times over …. You know that, right?
There was a time when billionaires built libraries.
November 27, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Hey Elon,
You could give away 99% of your wealth, and still be a billionaire several times over …. You know that, right?
There was a time when billionaires built libraries.
You could give away 99% of your wealth, and still be a billionaire several times over …. You know that, right?
There was a time when billionaires built libraries.
I’m going to invent a game.. in which Trump orders Marco Rubio and RFK to take out Bitch McConnell so he can’t undermine cabinet picks…
I’m calling it Marco Polio…
I’m calling it Marco Polio…
November 26, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I’m going to invent a game.. in which Trump orders Marco Rubio and RFK to take out Bitch McConnell so he can’t undermine cabinet picks…
I’m calling it Marco Polio…
I’m calling it Marco Polio…
Spectacularly unqualified and morally/ethically bankrupt white men who have spent their entire lives failing upward ARE NOW and ALWAYS HAVE BEEN the actual DEI hires.
#nomerit
#fewifanyqualifications
#onlytherebecausetheyrewhitemaleswithconnections
#nomerit
#fewifanyqualifications
#onlytherebecausetheyrewhitemaleswithconnections
November 25, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Spectacularly unqualified and morally/ethically bankrupt white men who have spent their entire lives failing upward ARE NOW and ALWAYS HAVE BEEN the actual DEI hires.
#nomerit
#fewifanyqualifications
#onlytherebecausetheyrewhitemaleswithconnections
#nomerit
#fewifanyqualifications
#onlytherebecausetheyrewhitemaleswithconnections
I seriously don’t know how I ever managed to wear and take care of nice-looking clothes, because in middle age, I can’t put any kind of white shirt on without getting something on it within 15 minutes.
In some respects, I was better at adulting in my late teens and twenties than I am now…
In some respects, I was better at adulting in my late teens and twenties than I am now…
November 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I seriously don’t know how I ever managed to wear and take care of nice-looking clothes, because in middle age, I can’t put any kind of white shirt on without getting something on it within 15 minutes.
In some respects, I was better at adulting in my late teens and twenties than I am now…
In some respects, I was better at adulting in my late teens and twenties than I am now…
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Wish I knew this sooner 🤣
November 24, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Wish I knew this sooner 🤣
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And pretending your vote for him was about the economy makes you either a liar and apologist, or a seriously Iow information individual.
November 24, 2024 at 12:15 AM
And pretending your vote for him was about the economy makes you either a liar and apologist, or a seriously Iow information individual.
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George loves a good box.
November 23, 2024 at 11:58 PM
George loves a good box.
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The answer really is fuck no.
November 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
The answer really is fuck no.
Lololol…
But seriously, ladies and gentlemen, this is literally and figuratively the actual bathroom problem.
Because every accusation is a confession…..
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In — theonion.com/trump-locks-...
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesda...
theonion.com
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Lololol…
But seriously, ladies and gentlemen, this is literally and figuratively the actual bathroom problem.
Because every accusation is a confession…..
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In — theonion.com/trump-locks-...
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A lot of big feels from the “f*** your feelings” crowd.
No, we’re not just going to accept your sh!tty choices. Yes, politics IS personal. When you tell me what you’re ok with by your vote, own your own sh!t. Deal with it.
Oh, and btw, f*** your feelings.
No, we’re not just going to accept your sh!tty choices. Yes, politics IS personal. When you tell me what you’re ok with by your vote, own your own sh!t. Deal with it.
Oh, and btw, f*** your feelings.
November 23, 2024 at 10:43 PM
A lot of big feels from the “f*** your feelings” crowd.
No, we’re not just going to accept your sh!tty choices. Yes, politics IS personal. When you tell me what you’re ok with by your vote, own your own sh!t. Deal with it.
Oh, and btw, f*** your feelings.
No, we’re not just going to accept your sh!tty choices. Yes, politics IS personal. When you tell me what you’re ok with by your vote, own your own sh!t. Deal with it.
Oh, and btw, f*** your feelings.
The revolution will probably be televised…
November 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
The revolution will probably be televised…
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Well, it’s almost 3 weeks since the election. I am in a full Diet Coke relapse but I have not started smoking cigarettes again. Also bad sisters is so good.
November 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Well, it’s almost 3 weeks since the election. I am in a full Diet Coke relapse but I have not started smoking cigarettes again. Also bad sisters is so good.