Jason
@jas0nwells.bsky.social
That was your first mistake. You took your lucky break and broke it in two.
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Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.
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Miss me with that “Marjorie Taylor Greene is cool now” bullshit.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Miss me with that “Marjorie Taylor Greene is cool now” bullshit.
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
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The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
Democrats didn't release these emails. So now what, Mike, ya goddamn dink
Mike Johnson is really committed to covering up for Trump and Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Democrats didn't release these emails. So now what, Mike, ya goddamn dink
It's because they're fucking stupid
99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's because they're fucking stupid
Pepperidge Farms fucking remembers
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Pepperidge Farms fucking remembers
How disgusting does one have to be to believe that there is justification because 15 does not equal 8?
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How disgusting does one have to be to believe that there is justification because 15 does not equal 8?
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Epstein thought trump was gross.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Epstein thought trump was gross.
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Remember: Trump tried to make this guy Attorney General
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Remember: Trump tried to make this guy Attorney General
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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
Tell me, why Dick Cheney underneath my bed?? Hell no, that ain't cool. Tendin' to the lips of a shrunken head. No sir, that ain't cool.
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Tell me, why Dick Cheney underneath my bed?? Hell no, that ain't cool. Tendin' to the lips of a shrunken head. No sir, that ain't cool.
Foo Fighters are touring next year but I am absolutely not signing up for the ticketmaster pre-sale. Never again. I'll do secondary market tickets forever, most likely
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Foo Fighters are touring next year but I am absolutely not signing up for the ticketmaster pre-sale. Never again. I'll do secondary market tickets forever, most likely
Why is Greg Weissert...?
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why is Greg Weissert...?
Who the fuck built Chase Field? What a piece of shit. The foreman obviously hates dingers
September 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Who the fuck built Chase Field? What a piece of shit. The foreman obviously hates dingers
There is no excuse for leaving loaded guns out freely in your home if you have children. It's fucking neglect. I don't give a shit who you are.
September 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
There is no excuse for leaving loaded guns out freely in your home if you have children. It's fucking neglect. I don't give a shit who you are.
Horseshit challenge at second
August 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Horseshit challenge at second
One run after all the pants-shitting by the Yanks is frustrating
August 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
One run after all the pants-shitting by the Yanks is frustrating
Supro guitars fucking rule
July 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Supro guitars fucking rule
Fuck a king. I'd love to protest today but I gotta be there for my boy's baseball tournament 🙌🏻
June 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Fuck a king. I'd love to protest today but I gotta be there for my boy's baseball tournament 🙌🏻
If you unironically say out loud that something "gives me the ick" I cannot take you seriously as an actual person
June 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you unironically say out loud that something "gives me the ick" I cannot take you seriously as an actual person
Sometimes I just wanna play songs for me and only me
June 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sometimes I just wanna play songs for me and only me